Final SOMBILLA Standings 2024-2025

                    W    L    Pct   GB
Neverwinter        34   22   .607   --
Constantinople     34   22   .607   --
Koop Island Blues  32   24   .571    2
New Orleans        28   28   .500    6
Bay City           27   29   .482    7
Oceanus            25   31   .446    9  
North Dakota       24   32   .429   10
Future Wax         20   36   .357   14

World Series
Neverwinter d. Koop Island Blues 4 games to 2

Playoffs
:
Neverwinter d. New Orleans 4 games to 2
Koop Island Blues d. Constantinople 4 games to 3

MVP: Ronald Acuna Jr, Neverwinter
Cy Young: Klye Bradish, Neverwinter
Manager of the Year: Sam

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Twits Notes: 

(3/8) World Series


Game 1:  Neverwinter over Koop Island 5 - 4 in 10 innings
Game 2:  Koop Island over Neverwinter 2 - 1
Game 3:  Koop Island over Neverwinter 3 - 1
Game 4:  Neverwinter over Koop Island 8 - 1
Game 5:  Neverwinter over Koop Island 14 - 5
Game 6:  Neverwinter over Koop Island 8 - 2

Neverwinter Alpacas win the series 4 games to 2. 

What started as a close series coming down to the final out in the first three games, with nail biting suspense, shifted to three blow outs as the dice/splits flipped in a big way those last three games.  Neverwinter runners were thrown out on several occasions missing on everything from 1-14's to 1-17's.  Playing on the computer, I hosted and shared my screen via Google Chat.

The Neverwinter offensive star was Ronald Acuna; he hit .360, 5HR's, and 9RBI's along with 4 for 5 in SB's.  A close second was Freddie Freeman, he hit .407, 2HR's, 5RBI's and a triple.  Merrill Kelly pitched two strong games, getting a win and a loss, 16 innings, 1.69ERA and 19 K's.

On a down note for the Alpcas, 2nd baseman Matt McLain committed four errors, each one coming on a roll of six.  

Koop Island Blues were paced by Nolan Arenado, hitting .316 and two RBI's.  Luis Arraez hit .304 driving in three.

The Alpacas hit .327 for the series, while KIB hit .206.

Game 1:  Alpacas 5 - 4 in 10 innings

Neverwinter jumped out to an early lead, a common event, only to see the Blues get three off of Bradish in the top of 3rd most off the damage from a Juan Soto 2-run blast.  Alpacas scored one in the 6th and two in the 7th to retake the lead only to see the Blues tie it up on the top of the 8th .

19,149 fans watched an exciting game at Icewind Dale Corral. The Neverwinter Alpacas topped the Koop Island Blues by the slimmest of margins, 5 to 4. Both teams had scored 4 runs after nine full innings. Neverwinter won it in the 10th inning. Mike Yastrzemski was hit by a pitch. J.T. Realmuto stepped up next and he doubled, making Neverwinter the victor and beginning a joyous home town celebration. Neverwinter ended up with 12 hits for the game while Koop Island had 9. Justin Topa (1-0) got credit for the victory, pitching 1 inning and allowing no runs. Ryan Pressly (0-1) took the loss in relief.

Game 2:  Blues 2 - 1

The Blues bullpen did their thing, limiting the Alpcas to 5 hits and two walks over the final 5 innings.  One of the Blues runs was unearned, thanks to a McLain error.  He managed two in this game.

One run was the difference at Icewind Dale Corral as the Koop Island Blues defeated the Neverwinter Alpacas 2 to 1. In the 2nd inning Koop Island scored 2 runs. The key offensive moment was provided by Luis Arraez who helped quiet the crowd when he banged out a single scoring two baserunners. Both teams' bats went to sleep after the 2nd inning with no runs scored after that point. The win went to Tanner Scott(1-0) who allowed no runs in 1 inning. Scott got help from Scott Barlow who was credited with his 1st save. Merrill Kelly (0-1) was hit with the loss.

Game 3:  Blues 3 - 1

Verlander and the Blues bullpen, save to Ryan Pressly, did their thing shutting down the Alpaca's.  Verlander went 5 1/3 for the win.  Wander Franco was the offensive star, with an RBI double and a solo blast off Alpaca starter Jordan Montgomery.

In a game for the baseball purist, Justin Verlander (1-0) and Jordan Montgomery (0-1) squared off in a tense pitching duel, Koop Island Blues finally emerged victorious over Neverwinter Alpacas, 3 to 1. Koop Island had 2 runs cross the plate in the 2nd inning. Aaron Hicks led off and started the rally when he doubled. Montgomery then threw a high and inside pitch that got by the catcher; it was ruled a passed ball. Yordan Alvarez was next to the plate, but was promptly struck out. Wander Franco followed and he doubled knocking in a run. Adley Rutschman stepped into the box and reached on an error. Luis Arraez added to the rally and would ground out scoring the final run of the inning. That early scoring held up. Tarik Skubal was perfect in relief and got the save, his 1st.

Game 4:  Alpacas 8 - 1

The Alpaca's scored early and often as Valdez took one for the team in game 4 to tie up the series.  Lefty killer Luis Campusano had a night, going 4-4 with a pair of HR's, driving in four.  Kutter Crawford, pitched exceptionally well, giving up a solo shot to Juan Soto in the bottom of the 1st but that was the only Blues hit against him.  Chas McCormick also went 4 for 5, including a homer, driving in three.

Catcher Luis Campusano ripped 2 homeruns and had 4 RBI and Kutter Crawford came through with a solid 7 innings as the Neverwinter Alpacas outscored the Koop Island Blues 8 to 1. Campusano had a big day at the plate. He smashed a two-run homer in the 1st inning, delivered a single in the 3rd inning, banged out a one-base hit in the 5th inning and blasted a two-run home run in the 7th inning. Overall Neverwinter out-hit Koop Island 13 to 3. The winning pitcher was Crawford (1-0) who allowed 1 run in 7 innings. Framber Valdez (0-1) was hit with the loss. He served up 4 homeruns in his 9 innings. Campusano was in a good mood after the game, 'I'm just seeing and hitting the ball real well now. I made some adjustments last week and they are paying off. That's what this game is about, making adjustments as the season goes along.'

Game 5:  Alpacas 14 - 5

The stats are a little bit bloated as Eric brought in Adolis Garcia to pitch the final three innings to save his staff.  Neverwinter jumped on Logan Gilbert often and early tiring him in the 2nd.  A pair in the 1st followed by a five spot in the 2nd spelled the end of night for Gilbert.  Acuna went 4 for 4, two homers driving in five plus Freeman when three for six driving in two.

Right fielder Ronald Acuna smacked 2 homeruns and had 5 RBI and Kyle Bradish tossed a complete game as the Neverwinter Alpacas outscored the Koop Island Blues 14 to 5. Acuna had a great day at the plate. He lifted one out of the park for a two-run home run in the 6th inning and lost the ball over the fence for three runs in the 9th inning. Neverwinter dominated offensively as they scored in 6 different innings. Bradish (1-0) was the winner, allowing 5 runs for the game. Logan Gilbert (0-1) was the loser. He was unable to control the Neverwinter offense and allowed 6 hits and 3 walks in 2 innings.

Game 6:  Alpacas 8 - 2

Once again the Alpacas jumped out to a big lead early, two in the first and another five spot in the 2nd tiring Michael Wacha.  The offense was again provided by Acuna 2 for 5 with 3RBI's (2HR's) and another pair of HR's by Freeman, 2 for 4 with 2 RBI's.  Kelly went eight strong, giving up two solo HRs to Brandon Nimo and Yandy Diaz, but only three other hits.  Felix Bautista pitched the 9th to close out the series.

Ronald Acuna blasted 2 homeruns and had 3 RBI and Merrill Kelly whiffed 10 batters as the Neverwinter Alpacas defeated the Koop Island Blues 8 to 2 at Icewind Dale Corral. The Neverwinter fans enjoyed the offense provided by Acuna. He smashed a solo-shot out of the park in the 1st inning and bombed a two-run dinger in the 2nd inning. Overall Neverwinter out-hit Koop Island 12 to 6. Kelly (1-1) went 8 innings allowing 2 runs for the victory. The losing pitcher was Michael Wacha (0-1). He allowed 4 hits and no walks in 1 and 1/3 innings. 'Everything felt great' Kelly said. 'I had a good fastball, I felt I could throw it by everybody today.'










Playoffs: Koop Island Blues vs. Constantiniople (3/1 at Mansfield):

In a grinding back-and-forth affair that saw the greater luck roll Eric’s way, Koop Island Blues upset favored Constantinople Manatees, 4 games to 3. 


Scores:

Game 1: CN 8-3

Game 2: KIB 7-5 (10 innings)

Game 3: KIB 5-3

Game 4: CN 6-0

Game 5: CN 6-3

Game 6: KIB 8-1

Game 7: KIB 5-4


Prologue: Tom owned Eric (in a non-slavish way) during the regular season, winning 7 of 8. But a look inside the numbers showed that most of the games were tight, so Eric had reason to believe he would not get swept away by Ohtani and company.


Game 1 was not the romp the final score indicates. The score was just 4-3 CN thru the top of the 7th when CN dope-slapped Tanner Scott with consecutive bombs (Friedl and Jung), padding 4 runs on their one-run lead to take home the win in front of adoring, snorting, flipper-clapping fans. Eric was already gearing up for a quick departure. 


Game 2 saw KIB go up 3-0 thru 4, but CN scored a single run in the 5th and then put up a 4-spot in the 7th to take a 5-3 lead. But in the top of the 8th lefty specialist Ryan Borucki gave up a single to Soto and a homer to Alvarez (off Borucki’s card, 1-4 chance) and just like that the game was tied. To the top of the 10th we went, and with two outs Mr. Clutch Luis Arraez stroked a two-run single to center. Vest shut down CN to nail the save.


Game 3 looked like an early romp, with KIB going up 5-0 after two on Lefty Garrett, but then Garrett settled into a groove and shut down KIB for the next four innings before giving way to Neris. For KIB, Wacha and a parade of relievers kept the fort, even with Moll coughing up two in the 8th. Tough luck Tom missed 3 BP HRs by lefties, 1-12. Two by Friedl, one by Ohtani. Friedl’s second miss came with two on, and would have given CN the lead.


Game 4 was the only true romp as CN went up by 5 after three innings off Verlander. Miller sailed through the KIB lineup, stranding runners all across the diamond. For this part, Verlander pulled a Nate Eovaldi. Up 2 games to 1, KIB had expended a lot of reliever innings over the first 3 games, and Verlander was told going in that if he got behind early he’d be left on the hill with no support. Despite giving up those 5 early runs, he never got tired until he reached his 8-inning limit, and finished the 9th to great applause from teammates and fans.


KIB’s rested pen didn’t factor into Game 5, however. CN was up 5-1 after just 2 and hung on for a 6-3 win to take a 3 to 2 series lead heading home. CN’s Ragans bamboozled KIB while KIB’s Valdez was (for the 2nd time this series) utterly ineffective and supported by absolutely no offense. The game played out exactly how Tom had hoped: get up early, and hang on for dear life. Arraez helped Tom’s cause by hitting into two rally-killing double plays, including a game-ending twin-killer in the 9th. 


Now with their backs to the wall in Game 6, heading to Building 19 Park “where homers go to die,” KIB needed Logan Gilbert to be the pitcher he’ll be next year now, and sure as Future Wax he was, going six scoreless and leaving with a slim 1-0 margin. With the game still one nil in the top of the 8th, seldom used (and regular-season disappointment) Adolis Garcia stepped to the plate with one on against (close your eyes, Tom) Borucki, and skied a shot to left that somehow managed to Bucky 'Fucking' Dent itself over the fence (another 1-4 chance) to give KIB a 3-0 lead. CN muscled a run across in the bottom of the frame on a sac fly, but in the top of the 9th KIB batted around again to Garcia, this time with two out and bases juiced, and he crushed a Neris hanger for a granny and the KO. This is a guy who had 1 homer and 4 rbis all year.


Game 7 came down to the expiring pens. Both starters (Garrett and Wacha) were gone by the 2nd, but the defining moment of the game (and the series, probably) occurred on the very first batter, when Yandy Diaz hit a high diamond and rolled a “1,” a fucking one, which prompted Tom to slowly bow his head in order to allow his pain and rage to pass through him until he could return to the game a higher plane. Though KIB was up 3-1 after only two, CN tied the game with single runs in the 4th and 5th. But in the top of the 6th Arenado hit a huge, 2-out double off (one last time) Borucki that plated two. Friedl brought CN to within one run with a solo blast in the bottom of the 8th, and CN had two runners on with two out and Raleigh at the plate, but Tarik Skubal put him away with high heat for the series win.


For the series, CN hit five home runs, three of which came in the first game, and the last of which came in the 8th inning of game 7. The only other dinger came in the game 3 loss. Don’t get him started. He missed (by my count) 8 BP HRs, 5 in KIB’s more hitter-friendly park, and also had two clutch outs. KIB managed 9 homers. Skubal had two saves for KIB.


If Tom's up for it, I'm sure he'll have an entertaining post-mortem.

Neverwinter vs. New Orleans (3/1 Internet):
Alpacas Walk Off Ellis in Game 6 to win Series
For Andrew, the Alpacas are Sam's team from Neverwinter).
In a close six game series, the Alpacas win the series 4 games to 2.

Each game was decided by three runs or less, three going to extra innings.

Ronald Acuna was the offensive star for the Alpacas hitting .393.  He drove in 6 and hit the game winning (and series walk-off) 2-run homer in the bottom of the 13th in game six (his only homer of the series).  Kyle Bradish earned two wins, posting a 1.84 ERA and 16 strike outs over two starts.  Felix Bautista recorded two saves in three appearances.

New Orleans out homered the Alpacas 13 to 9 in the series.  Judge and Riley each had three.  Judge hit .333, driving in six, while Riley hit .304 driving in seven, also hitting three triples.

In an oddity, the only stolen base went to Matt Olsen, rolling a three to get a lead.  Harold did fail to convert on several sacrifice bunt attempts, missing on 72% and 86% chances.  

Acuna did miss a ball park homer in Harold's park, rolling a 20.

Game 1:  Neverwinter over New Orleans 6 to 3

Alex Bregman had 3 base hits and 2 RBI and Kyle Bradish mowed down 11 New Orleans batters as the Neverwinter Alpacas beat the New Orleans Ellis by a score of 6 to 3. Bradish (1-0) gave a fine effort for Neverwinter. He went 8 innings surrendering 5 hits and 3 walks and surrendered 2 'long-bombs'. New Orleans was out-hit by Neverwinter, 11 hits to 6. Felix Bautista earned the save, his 1st. Sonny Gray (0-1) was given the loss. Bradish was jubilant in the hometown clubhouse, 'It was a lot of fun out there. The fans gave me a lot of support as did my teammates. We got the victory and I'll sure take 11 strikeouts anytime!'

Game 2:  Neverwinter over New Orleans 5 to 2

The Neverwinter Alpacas bested the New Orleans Ellis by a 5 to 2 score at Icewind Dale Corral. Merrill Kelly (1-0) gave Neverwinter a solid outing. He went 6 and 1/3 innings surrendering 6 hits and 4 walks and surrendered 2 homeruns. Kelly got relief help from Emilio Pagan who was excellent in relief and gained credit for his 1st save. The losing pitcher was Zack Wheeler (0-1). He was touched for 4 homeruns in his 6 innings of work.

Game 3:  New Orleans over Neverwinter 7 to 6 in 10 innings

The New Orleans Ellis plated 5 runs in the 7th inning and edged the Neverwinter Alpacas in 10 innings at Doc Ellis Field by the score of 7 to 6. The game was deadlocked at 6 after nine full innings. New Orleans came out the victor in the 10th inning. Marcus Semien drew a walk. Austin Riley stepped up to the plate and he smacked a single giving New Orleans the victory as 29,877 happy fans celebrated wildly. New Orleans rapped out 10 hits for the night. Jeff Hoffman (1-0) got credit for the victory, pitching 1 and 2/3 innings and allowing no runs. Emilio Pagan (0-1) ended up with the loss in relief. He was the victim of a defensive lapse and did not allow an earned run in the game.

Game 4:  New Orleans over Neverwinter 10 to 8 in 11 innings.

Aaron Judge blasted a homerun and had 3 RBI as the New Orleans Ellis defeated the Neverwinter Alpacas in 11 innings 10 to 8 at Doc Ellis Field. The game was deadlocked at 6 after nine full innings. New Orleans ended up winning it in the 11th inning. Nelson Velazquez initiated the scoring when he blasted a two-run home run making New Orleans the winners and sending the 39,884 fans home happy. This was the kind of game that many fans love as the lead changed hands 5 times. Jeff Hoffman (2-0) went 1 inning allowing no runs for the win. Dauri Moreta (0-1) was hit with the loss in relief. He allowed 2 runs and 1 hit without retiring a batter.

Neverwinter did score two in the top of the 10th, only to see their closer give up a two-run bomb in the bottom of the 10th to extend the game.

Game 5:  Neverwinter over New Orleans 4 to 2.

In a close game the Neverwinter Alpacas got by the New Orleans Ellis by the score of 4 to 2. Neverwinter scored 2 runs in the 6th inning. Ronald Acuna opened up the inning nicely when he drew a walk. Freddie Freeman was next and he smashed a two-run homer. The teams had been locked in a scoreless duel until the 6th inning. The win was credited to Kyle Bradish (2-0) who went 6 and 2/3 innings allowing 2 runs. Felix Bautista preserved the game for Bradish, recording his 2nd save. Sonny Gray(0-2) was given the loss.

Game 6:  Neverwinter over New Orleans 4 to 3 in 13 innings.

The Neverwinter Alpacas edged the New Orleans Ellis in 13 innings at Icewind Dale Corral by the score of 4 to 3. The game was deadlocked at 1 after nine full innings. Finally, Neverwinter prevailed in the 13th inning. Ronald Acuna started the attack as he cracked a two-run shot giving Neverwinter the win and sending the home town fans into a frenzy. Neverwinter had 11 hits for the game and New Orleans had 4. Justin Topa (1-0) picked up the victory, allowing 2 runs in 2 innings. Clay Holmes (0-1) was the losing pitcher in relief. He pitched 1/3 of an inning giving up 1 hit and 1 walk.

New Orleans did score a run in the top of the 13th, Judge driving in Ghost Runner Taylor Ward with two outs.

Neverwinter thought they won it in the bottom of the 11th, on a 1-16 chance to score the ghost runner.  Patrick Bailey kept Cedric Mullins from scoring on a JT Realmuto single to center.  

Great series.

Sam


(2/24
Thanks to a long flight delay from Frontier Airlines (a marginal step up from Spirit), we were forced to reschedule our flight trip to St. Martin to tomorrow. Finding ourselves unexpectedly still in Holliston, Robin and I decided to knock off our final series and spare Harold an extra day of SOMBILLA uncertainty and angst.

Bay City needed to win 3 games to force a one-game playoff with New Orleans. After splitting the first two games, Robin's entire post-season chances came down to a 50% chance on one roll in game 55. Bay City was up 5-3 going into the bottom of the 9th. North Dakota had two on and two outs against JC Romero, a lefty who (correctly) had come on to face Suwinski. He now faced Lindor who rolled a HR 1-10, out 11-20. 50% chance of a walk-off 3-run homer for ND to end BC's post-season hopoes and 50% chance to end the game, and go to game 56 (which she won) and a chance to force a one-game playoff with New Orleans.

The roll was an "8". Lindor's Sea Slug teammates piled onto the field to celebrate the dramatic walk-off homer, while Romero slowly walked off the field, his Bay City teammates watching in stunned silence.

Bay City jumped out to a quick 4-0 lead in game 1 (homers by Riley Greene and N. Jones). But, beginning in the 4th, North Dakota scored in 5 consecutive innings, playing like it was November all over again. There were 2 clutch hits for 4 rbis, homers (Ws. Contreras, Outman), and great patience (11 walks for the league's top walking hitters against the league's worst pitching staff for walks), winning 10-4.

Gerrit Cole was dominant in game 2, pitching 7 shutout innings for BC before tiring, while leading 4-0. ND rallied for 3 runs in the 8th, forcing Robin to bring in Ginkel to quell the rally and earning his 4th save to set up the dramatic game 3.

Game 3 was another confusing Luzardo vs. Lorenzen matchup. The Rollers broke open a tense 2-2 game in the 8th, when Castellanos hit a pinch-hit triple off Soto, Naylor hit a sac fly and then a 2-base error by Grichuck scored Jones, who had walked, making it 5-3 BC where it stood until Lindor's heroics.

Battle of the Zac(h)s in game 4 (Gallen vs. Eflin). With nothing to play for but the off-season, the managers played game 4 at a brisk pace. Gallen was throwing a 2-hit shutout before giving up a Contreras homer in the 8th, but by then they were up 6-1, Naylor with 3 rbis.

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Draft Day, Saturday March 29



(2/18) The Alpacas clinched first place earlier tonight with a split against New Orleans. The split also means that Eric has clinched third place due to his 5-3 season series win against Bay City.  Robin needs to win 3 of 4 in the Caribbean next week to force a one-game playoff against Harold (a coin flip to determine the home team as they split their season series 4-4).

Neverwinter earns a satisfying split after losing the first two games against New Orleans.

Game 1:  New Orleans over Neverwinter 9 - 7

In a see-saw battle, the Ellis prevailed.  New Orleans jumped out to an early lead in the top of the 1st largely due to several walks by Neverwinter starter Kutter Crawford.  The Alpaca's came back to take the lead in the bottom of the 3rd only to see it tied in the 4th .  The Alpaca's took the lead again in the bottom of the 6th thanks to a solo shot from Gunnar Henderson, only to watch Andrew Nardi blow the lead. The Alpaca's then missed a HR split, 1-14 to tie the game.  The Ellis bullpen didn't allow a baserunner in the 8th or 9th.

Austin Riley ripped 2 homeruns and had 3 RBI and Jeff Hoffman shut Neverwinter down at Icewind Dale Corral as the New Orleans Ellis beat the Neverwinter Alpacas by the count of 9 to 7. Riley was a seemingly constant irritant to the hometown fans as he provided much of the offense for the visitors. He blasted a solo shot in the 2nd inning, cleared the fences for a two-run home run in the 4th inning and doubled in the 8th inning. Sandy Alcantara was helped out by Hoffman who pitched a perfect ninth and recorded the save. Andrew Nardi was hit with the loss in relief. 'I didn't have my best stuff but sometimes you just get lucky,' Alcantara said, 'this was one of those times.'

Game 2:  New Orleans over Neverwinter 3 - 0

Senga and friends kept Neverwinter off the score sheet, including a bases loaded no-out scenario.  Judge drove in three, a double in the 4th to score Riley then a two-run bomb in the sixth to salt it away.  Once again, the Ellis bullpen came up large, silencing the Alpaca bats.  

Kodai Senga went 5 and two third solid innings and Aaron Judge hit one over the fence and had 3 RBI at Icewind Dale Corral where the New Orleans Ellis beat the Neverwinter Alpacas by the score of 3 to 0. Neverwinter never recovered after New Orleans took the lead in the 3rd inning scoring one runner on 2 base hits. That early run support was enough for Senga and New Orleans. New Orleans finished with just 6 hits in the victory. Griffin Jax recorded his 1st save. The losing pitcher was Merrill Kelly. He gave up 6 hits and 3 walks in 7 innings.

Game 3:  Neverwinter over New Orleans 6 - 3

Montgomery record his 6th win of the season in seven strong innings.  Alex Kirilloff hit a 2-run blast in the bottom of the 1st , Neverwinter added another in the bottom of the 3rd only to see Ellis slugger Luis Robert tie the game with a 3-run homer in the top of the 4th.  Neverwinter scored two in the bottom of the 6th, plus a solo homer by Chas McCormick in the bottom of the 8th added some insurance.  Neverwinter closer Felix Bautista recorded his 15th save of the season.

The Neverwinter Alpacas bested the New Orleans Ellis by a 6 to 3 score at Icewind Dale Corral. Neverwinter brought 2 runs across the plate in the 6th inning. Overall Neverwinter out-hit New Orleans 10 to 5. The win was credited to Jordan Montgomery who went 7 innings allowing 3 runs. Felix Bautista recorded the save, his 1st. The loss was charged to Andrew Wantz in relief.

Game 4:  Neverwinter over New Orleans 8 - 4

The Alpacas jumped on Ellis starter Sonny Gray in the bottom of the 1st but couldn't tire him. New Orleans got within two in the top of the 4th but Neverwinter got both runs back in the bottom of the 4th .  Solo homers by Judge and Velazquez in the 7th and 8th brought the Ellis to within two again, but a solo homer by McLain and an RBI single by Realmuto got the four-run lead back for Neverwinter.  Bautista recorded a perfect 9th in the non-save situation.

The Neverwinter Alpacas bested the New Orleans Ellis by an 8 to 4 score at Icewind Dale Corral. Neverwinter wasted no time and took the lead in the first inning when they scored 4 runs on 4 hits. The big moment was provided by Mike Yastrzemski who elicited a roar from the hometown fans when he doubled which was good for two runs. For the game Neverwinter out-hit New Orleans 12 to 7. The win was credited to Kyle Bradish who went 6 innings allowing 2 runs. The loss was charged to Sonny Gray. He got hit pretty hard, allowing 8 hits and 4 walks in 4 and 2/3 innings.

Alex Kirilloff was the offensive start for the Alpaca's, hitting .462 with 2 homers and 4 RBI's.
Austin Riley hit .400 with 2 homers and 4 RBI's, plus Aaron Judge also hit 2 homers with 4 RBI's for the Ellis.

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Draft Day, Saturday March 29


(2/17) Sam needs to win at least two games against Harold Tuesday night to clinch first place, as he holds the head to head tiebreaker against Tom.  Meanwhile, Harold is attempting to hold off Robin for the final playoff spot.  Harold can clinch the playoffs with a sweep.  Otherwise, the league will need to wait a week for the final regular season series to determine 4th place.

CN and Neverwinter split day 2 of their battle.
Neverwinter came to Florida hot and took the first 2 games. 

Game 1 Bregman hit his split to get a 2 run homer and CN missed everything to lose 2-0.Game 2 Neverwinter went up 5-0 early and CN could not get the timely hit against Montgomery and he went the distance to win 7-1.

Game 3 CN broke through and scored 3 in the 6 and Brasier who had yet to be used in 2 days got the 2 inning save to give CN the 3-0 win

Game 4 Giolito who is all Ballpark homers and N homers and nothing else pitched 7 giving up 3 runs but Devers tried to play the first inning with his glove on the wrong hand and Neverwinter scored 2 early and then tied up the game in the 8th.  Teams went into extra innings and in the bottom of the 10 saw CN walk twice and then the mutant came up against a right hander and walked to give CN the split on three straight walks.

Draft Day, Saturday March 29.

(2/15) The Alpacas swept Constantinople today to move into first place by percentage points, with a rematch in Tom's park set for tomorrow. I received these Twits Notes just as I was about to send out Robin's - she beat FW to move to within a game of 4th place earlier today. So, I am sending out both.

The cold weather didn't treat the Mantatees very well as they ventured up north for the series.

Game 1:  Neverwinter wins 6 - 5. Neverwinter jumps out to a 2-0 lead after 1 via an Alex Kirilloff HR.  Constantinople battles back to take the lead in the 4th courtesy of a few doubles and a 2-run homer by Josh Jung, giving them the lead 5-3.  That would be the end of the Mantatee offense however as a two spot in the 7th and a walk of double by Freddie Freeman secures the victory.

Game 2:  Neverwinter wins 4-2. Neverwinter again homers in the 1st inning, a solo shot by Alex Bregman.  The game ended up tied after 7 at two in a good pitchers dual between Bradish and Miller.  Neverwinter breaks the tie with two off of Phillips via four singles.  Bautista closed out the game in the 9th earning the save.

Game 3: Neverwinter wins 4 - 1. A pitchers dual between Merrill Kelly and Drew Rasmussen.  The Alpacas finally break though with single runs in the 6th and 8th plus two in the 7th to secure the win.  A ballpark HR from Yaz being the biggest blow.  Justin Topa recorded the save after eight strong from Kelly.

Game 4: Neverwinter wins 8-6 in 10 innings. In a battle of the lefties, neither factored in the decision.  The Alpacas hit four solo homers in the 2nd, almost tiring Mantatee starter Cole Ragans.  The add another in the 4th via another solo HR.  E. Rog cruising gets pulled after the 7th inning.  The Alpaca bullpen then throws gasoline on the fire and the Mantatees storm back taking a 6-5 lead into the bottom of the 8th inning.  A pinch-hit RBI single by Alex Krilloff ties it in the 8th .  A two-run walk off homer by Freeman wins it for the home squad.

The Alpacas hit a bunch of splits, including two 1-5 HR's.  

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FW at BC

Keeping their slim playoff hopes alive, BC took 3 of 4 from last place Future Wax in the Rollers’ final home series of the season to move within one game of fourth place.

Game 1—Corbin Burnes continued his recent spate of uninspired pitching, going 6 1/3 innings allowing 3 runs on 5 hits and a Snellian 7 walks. The teams were tied at 3, but Bay City scored 4 unanswered runs in the bottom of the eighth thanks mainly to a 3-run homer by Riley Greene. A timely defensive change of Heim (a 1 e1) for Diaz (a 3 e3) at catcher to start the ninth paid immediate dividends as pinch hitter Pasquantino hit into a rare catcher-started double play to foil the Wax’s chance of a comeback. Strider took the loss and had elbow surgery the next day.

Game 2—Future Wax erased a 2-run BC lead (Albies homer) in the fourth, scoring 4 runs as Gerrit Cole gave up 6 hits in the inning but avoided tiredness. A Benson homer and Gelof triple produced two more FW runs, and Strahm and Swanson closed out the 6-3 win for starter Peralta.

Game 3—Bay City got two homers from Nolan Jones and one from Corbin Carroll to account for all the Rollers’ runs in its 6-4 win, as Gallen bested Grayson Rodriguez. BC got strong relief from Ginkel, less strong from Romero, and the final out from Uribe.

Game 4—Gausman pitched 6 2/3 strong innings for FW until his arm fell off, but it wasn’t quite strong enough, as BC got the 3-2 victory. The Rollers were up 2-0 but Randy got solo runs in the seventh and eighth to tie it. Bobby Witt led off the eighth with what looked to be a homer 1 chance (versus a righty) but was actually a homer 1-11 chance (versus a lefty); Matt Strahm (lefty) was pitching, and Robin rolled a 5. Hamilton, Cosgrove, and Ginkel relieved the much denigrated (by Robin) Blake Snell (who walked only 5 in 6 1/3 innings but allowed an un-Snell-like 6 hits).

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Draft Day, Saturday March 29


(2/14)In a highly entertaining series where New Orleans hit 16 HR’s and Koop Island hit 12, there was a satisfying split between New Orleans and Koop Island.

Game 1 KI 12 NO 11 in 10 innings
After NO jumped out to a 9-2 lead after 4, KI clawed back winning 12-11 in extras.  N. Lowe hit two HR’s for KI, Olson hit two HR’s for NO.  Diaz single in the 10th scoring ghost runner Franco was the difference.

Game 2 NO 5 KI 3
Judge hit 2 HR’s  in a low scoring affair in the New Orleans bandbox ball park.  KI had their lead off runners on in 8 of the 9 innings but couldn’t capitalize, hitting into three DP’s.

Game 3 NO 5 KI 3
Another low scoring affair, the difference being the 3 HR’s NO hit in the 5th inning (Wallner, Olson and Robert). 

Game 4 KI 15 NO 12
Another game where KI clawed back to win.  After being down 8-2 after 4 (with Olson hitting 2 HR’s in the first 3 innings, and Olson, Velasquez and Semien going back to back to back in the 3rd), KI plated 5 in the 5th and 4 in the 6th  (Alvarez HR and Lowe triple being key blows)  With the score tied 11-11 after 8, and NO’s bullpen in shambles, NO need to bring in inning soaker Jax in relief in the top of the 11th with the NO manager announcing, “this game is over”.  Single, single and 3 HR by Franco and solo HR by Nimmo proved him correct.  NO tried to battle back, scoring one in the bottom of the 11th and bringing the trying run to the plate, but Riley hit into a game ending DP.


(2/14) CN increases their lead over 2nd place to four games, beating Oceanus 3-1 in an improbable series.

So for the non-computer notes of the day – Jed was snake- bitten over and over again as his great defense gave up multiple errors. In his chance to win the final game in the 10th Marsh was his Ghost runner and Lewis hit him in to tie the game. Garver then hit a open double with an injury and Lewis comes around and is thrown out at home on a 19 and Garver pulled into 3rd.  I figured at this point let a pitcher run for Garver, (who had already been injured) because there is no way we are going to undo the injury and then get the results we want (AP note - why not use manual entry?) and I was thinking the game was over with one out in the bottom of a tied 10th.  Jeffers hit a fielders choice getting Garver/Nola at home and then Pena hits into an out.  Then in the 11th CN goes up by one leaving the bases loaded. In the bottom of the 10th, Pena the speedy is on 2nd.  CFx moves Pena to 3rd and then Suzuki hits into the drawn in infield for the 2nd out as Pena is thrown out for yet another play at the plate.  A missed ballpark single (all 1's in Jed's park) and it is over CN wins 3.

Computer notes –

Game 1: Corey Seager had 2 base hits and 2 RBI at Rehoboth Parking Lot as the Constantinople Manatees beat the Oceanus Assholes 6 to 5. Constantinople had 4 runs cross the plate in the 3rd inning when they had 5 base hits.  That early run support was all that Bobby Miller required. Oceanus threatened in the 9th but their rally came up short. Logan Webb suffered the loss.  He was knocked around by Constantinople, allowing 10 hits and 4 walks in 6 innings. 

Game 2: Shohei Ohtani(1-0)with help from the bullpen handcuffed the Oceanus Assholes batters at Rehoboth Parking Lot in a day game.  The Constantinople Manatees scored 6 runs for the win.Ohtani delivered a fine performance for Constantinople.  He went 5 innings surrendering 1 hit and 4 walks.  Constantinople out-hit Oceanus for the game 8 hits to 3. 

Pablo Lopez was the loser.  Despite losing, he struckout 9 Constantinople batters in 5 and 1/3 innings.

Game 3: Nico Hoerner had 2 base hits and Aaron Nola went 6 solid innings as the Oceanus Assholes defeated the Constantinople Manatees by a score of 2 to 0 at Rehoboth Parking Lot. Constantinople was unable to recover after Oceanus went ahead in the 2nd inning scoring one runner using 3 hits.  That was all Nola needed.  Nola got help from Camilo Doval who pitched great and earned his 1st save. Braxton Garrett was the loser.  He surrendered 8 hits and 1 walk in 7 innings.

Game 4: Luis Castillo dominated striking out 12 Oceanus batters as the Constantinople Manatees defeated the Oceanus Assholes in 11 innings by the score of 3 to 2 at Rehoboth Parking Lot. Both teams were tied at 1 runs apiece after nine innings.  Constantinople came out the victor in the 11th inning.  After an out was recorded, Cal Raleigh drew a walk.  Fernando Tatis Jr stepped up next and he drew a walk to load the bases.  Josh Jung struck out, unable to help the rally.  T.J. Friedl followed and he drew a walk scoring the run.  Constantinople had a total of 7 hits for the game. Ryan Borucki got the win allowing 1 run in 2 and 1/3 innings. Josh Hader ended up with the loss in relief.  He pitched 2/3 of an inning allowing no hits and 3 walks.

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Draft Day, Saturday March 29.

(2/12)
The Bioluminescent Sea Slugs didn't fare well in the cold of Neverwinter losing four in the frozen tundra.

Jack Suwinski was the offensive star for the Sea Slugs, hitting .600 with 2 homers, driving in 3.
Ronald Acuna hit .421, including a double and homer.  He drove in three and added a stolen base.

Game 1:  Neverwinter 8 North Dakota 2

North Dakota Isaac Paredes had three errors costing the Sea Slugs dearly.  Six of the eight Alpaca runs were unearned.  A Josh Bell pinch-hit homer helped seal the victory for Neverwinter.  Bradish continues his good season going six strong innings.

The Neverwinter Alpacas easily topped the North Dakota Bioluminescent Sea Slugs; the final score was 8 to 2. Kyle Bradish gave a fine effort for Neverwinter. He allowed 8 hits and 3 walks in 6 innings. Neverwinter had a total of 12 hits for the game. Mason Miller suffered the loss. He was pinned with the loss despite not allowing an earned run in his 5 innings of work.

Game 2:  Neverwinter 6 North Dakota 4

Another error by the aforementioned Paredes and a three-run bomb by Alex Bregman for the Alpaca's made the difference in game two.  Kelly served up a leadoff HR to Suwinski but battled back to go seven.

In a close game the Neverwinter Alpacas got by the North Dakota Bioluminescent Sea Slugs by the score of 6 to 4. Merrill Kelly contributed a pedestrian performance to earn the win. He surrendered 7 hits and 6 walks in 7 innings and surrendered 2 'round-trippers'. Neverwinter finished with 10 hits in the victory. Felix Bautista earned the save, his 1st. Michael Lorenzen was hit with the loss. Jack Suwinski launched 2 homeruns and had 3 RBI in a losing cause for North Dakota.

Game 3:  Neverwinter 9 North Dakota 6

Both pitchers were tired early but neither team had the bullpen for a long reliever filled game so stuck with the tired starters.  Both pitchers fared much better once tired, only one tired hit was recorded.  The big blow was by Alpaca catcher J.T. Realmuto hitting a ball park grand slam in the bottom of the 3rd to give the Alpaca's a lead they wouldn't relinquish.

The Neverwinter Alpacas bested the North Dakota Bioluminescent Sea Slugs by a 9 to 6 score at Icewind Dale Corral. Eduardo Rodriguez looked shaky but got the win. He gave up 11 hits and 3 walks in 6 innings. Both teams' bats went to sleep after the 3rd inning with no runs scored after that point. Felix Bautista earned the save, his 2nd of the series. Zach Eflin was hit with the loss. Neverwinter scored big getting 9 runs off him in 4 innings.

We had an intermission between games three and four, so I watch some international hockey until Arnie was ready to play game four.

Game 4:  Neverwinter 9 North Dakota 8

Another lead off HR for North Dakota then Montgomery settled down.  The game featured homers by:  M.Betts, F.Lindor, W.Contreras, R.Acuna,  F.Freeman, A.Bregman, and M.McLain.  Alpaca reliever served up a three-run bomb in the 8th pulling the Sea Slugs back into the game.  W/O their closer, Neverwinter relied on some lesser arms and it almost cost them.  Justin Topa gave up a two-run homer in the 9th to bring the Sea Slugs within one run.  Arnie brings in righty killing mutant Evan Carter and I brought in lefty Andrew Nardi to counter.  Arnie's bench was depleted so he had to put in James Outman who grounded out to end the game.

First baseman Freddie Freeman jacked one out of the ballyard and had 3 RBI at Icewind Dale Corral where the Neverwinter Alpacas beat the North Dakota Bioluminescent Sea Slugs by the score of 9 to 8. Jordan Montgomery was solid if not spectacular. He allowed 8 hits and 2 walks in 7 innings. North Dakota had a chance in the 9th but they came up short. Montgomery was helped out by Andrew Nardi who recorded his 1st save. The loss was charged to Alex Cobb. He served up 4 homeruns in his 6 innings. Sam was in a talkative mood in the clubhouse, 'Great game! If only we could win all of the close ones - wouldn't that be nice! Since that's not going to happen, I think I'll savor this one for a little while.'




(2/8) North Dakota outhomered New Orleans 14-10 at Doc Ellis Field but came up short in winning the series, losing two extra inning games. N. Dakota won the first series 3 games to 1 and appeared to be winning this series as well with Harold convinced 'you have my number this year'.

North Dakota had all the luck in game 1, going up 6-2 ad=fter 5 innings with homers by Suwinski, Lowe, Goldschmidt, and Betts.  Outman's 2-run homer in the 8th made it 8-3.  After Robert's 2-run homer made it an 8-5 game, North Dakota mutant Mason Miller came in to record his first save (and 6th pitcher with a save for ND). 

Game 2 was a pitcher's duel between Eflin and Gray. NO held a 1-0 lead after 6 on Velasquez's homer; the starters had given up just 7 hits combined. It was 2-2 after 9 innings.  In the bottom of the 10th, ND made a crucial managerial error bringin in lefty reliver Gregory Soto; Harold Ramirez's pinch-hit walkoff 2-run homer off Soto's card ended the game.

Harold's first six batters of game 3 all scored, capped by Kim's grand slam tiring out Cobb.  Newly acquired Reynoldo Lopez (ND's 40th player used) and Ice Box Kimbrel pitched well in relief and ND chipped away (Goldy and Paredes 2-run homers) made it 6-4 and in the 7th, Soler hit a 2-run pinch hit homer off Milner to tie it 6-6. After a single by William Contreras, an O'Hoppe out (the 41st player used for ND), Tucker hits a single 1-3 to score the tying run. Bett's sac fly in the 8th makes it 8-7, ND. With 2-on and 2 out in the bottom of the 9th, Soto, the game 1 goat strikes out Olson for his second save.

In game 4 Outman, Tucker amd Betts homer to make it 4-1 in the 6th and Harold is apoplectic, take a time out from the game, walking around.  He cmes back to the table and scores 2 runs to tire out Kirby.  It stays a 4-3 ND lead into the 8th when Soler hits his 2nd pinch hit HR of the series off Milner. But Olson and Velasquez go back to back off Lopez in the bottom of the 8th to tie it.  Bottom of the 10th, Velasquez wins the game, doublinhg in the ghost runner off losing pitcher Anres Munoz to gain the split.

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Bay City left Neverwinter with a satisfying split, coming from behind in game 4 to send the Neverwinter fans home wanting more.Lots of X's in today's series up north, but only a few actual errors.  In game 4, Neverwinter tired Black Snell in the 2nd inning but couldn't muster any runs after the 2nd inning--failing to capitalize spelled doom for the Alpacas in the end. Offensive star for Bay City was Bobby Witt Jr., hitting .353 for the series, including three HR's, driving in six. Chas McCormick was the star for Neverwinter, hitting .412, including four HR's driving in nine.

Game 1:  Neverwinter over Bay City 12 - 1.Chas McCormick blasted 2 homeruns and had 4 RBI as the Bay City Rollers were badly beaten by the Neverwinter Alpacas, 12 to 1. McCormick had a good day at the plate. He clubbed a three-run home run in the 2nd inning and a solo home run in the 4th inning. Neverwinter out-hit Bay City 15 to 4. Kyle Bradish was the winner, allowing no runs in 6 innings. Justin Topa earned a three inning save. Corbin Burnes was the loser, allowing 13 hits and 4 walks in 7 innings.

Game 2:  Bay City over Neverwinter 3 - 0.Gerrit Cole was brilliant, allowing just 1 hit and 2 walks in 8 innings at Icewind Dale Corral where the Bay City Rollers beat the Neverwinter  Jojo Romero earned the save with a perfect ninth. The loss was charged to Eduardo Rodriguez. He allowed 7 hits and 1 walk in 7 innings.


Game 3: Neverwinter over Bay City 9 - 6. Neverwinter started with a bang, jumping out to an early lead in their half of the first, when they scored 2 runs on 3 hits. Bay City was not lacking for run support, as they scored in 6 separate innings, yet victory eluded them as they seemed to forget that pitching is also needed to win ballgames. Kutter Crawford went 5 innings allowing 3 runs for the victory. Jesus Luzardo was charged with the loss. He was touched for 11 hits and 3 walks in 5 innings.

Game 4:  Bay City over Neverwinter 8 - 7. BC shortstop Bobby Witt smacked a three-run homer in the 4th inning and tripled, which scored a run in the 6th inning. Bay City managed 14 hits in their victory. Jesse Chavez got credit for the victory, pitching 1 and 1/3 innings and allowing no runs. Kevin Ginkel recorded the save. Jordan Montgomery suffered the loss. He was knocked around pretty good, giving up 8 runs in 5 and 1/3 innings. Chas McCormick rocketed 2 homeruns and had 4 RBI in a losing cause for Neverwinter.





(2/7)Koop Island Blues swept into second place earlier today.  Eric says:

Randy arrived at 12:15 in Plymouth to play Eric for a no-longer-rare Friday-day match-up. Guys in their 60s. He left a few hours later with four more losses than he arrived with, which made his host terribly happy. 


Scores:

Game 1: KIB 12-4

Game 2: KIB 11-4

Game 3: KIB 8-7 (10 innings)

Game 4: KIB 4-3


Game 3 was the spotlight game, but let’s start with Game 2. Actually, let’s start with this: Future Wax led early in all 4 games: 4-0, 4-0, 4-1 and 3-0, respectively. Game 3 was noteworthy for its wild first inning, in which 11 runs were scored on 7 homers. FW belted 3 and scored 4 off Gilbert, but then KIB answered with 4 bombs and 7 runs of their own off Grayson Rodriguez. After that it was all KIB.


FW had their best chance to win Game 3. They held a 5-3 into the bottom of the 8th, but the pen and outfield defense faltered, allowing KIB to score singles runs in the 8th and 9th to send the game to overtime. FW took a two-run lead, scoring a pair in the top of the 10th off Tanner Scott. But Harvey couldn’t bring home the ghost win, getting burned by his outfield defense and getting rocked off his own card, with Rutschman hitting a double to take the come-back, walk-off win.


Offensive star goes to Jordan Alvarez, who had 4 homers and 8 rbis. Tanner Scott was strong yet again, getting a win and a save.


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Draft Day, Saturday, March 29.


(2/4)
  Oceanus’ playoff hopes took a major hit, as they narrowly avoiding being swept by hapless Future Wax.

GM1:Brandon Woodruff dominated striking out 10 in 6-1/3 innings, leading the Future Wax to a 7 to 3 victory. Overall Future Wax out-hit Oceanus 12 to 7.  Logan Webb was knocked around by Future Wax, allowing 12 hits and 4 walks in 9 innings. 

GM2:Kevin Gausman struck out 11 batters and left fielder Bryan Reynolds went yard as FW beat Oceanus 6 to 5 in 10 innings. Matt Chapman’s two-out double in the 10th broke the tie. Hunter Harvey picked up the victory, allowing no runs in 1 inning. Jhoan Duran got the save.  Joel Payamps suffered the loss in relief. He was the victim of a defensive lapse and did not allow an earned run in the game. 

GM3: First baseman Christian Walker cracked a homer and Clayton Kershaw came through with a solid 7 innings as Future Wax defeated Oceanus 4 to 1. FW jumped out to the early lead in the first inning when Bryan Reynolds and Sean Murphy doubled back to back with 2 outs. Winning pitcher was Kershaw allowed no runs in 7 innings. Reese Olson got the save.  Aaron Nola took the loss, giving up 2 runs and 5 hits in 8 innings.

GM4: Oceanus defeated Future Wax 3 to 2, narrowly avoiding a disastrous sweep. Oceanus did all of it's offensive work in the 7th inning when they tallied 3 runs on 3 hits.  Journeyman Chris Martin earned the save with a perfect ninth.  Joel Payamps went 1-1/3 innings allowing no runs for the win. Spencer Strider absorbed the loss despite stricking out 11 in 6 innings.

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Draft Day, Saturday March 29

 


(2/1) Edited Twits Notes from Tom:  Eric arrived with his new shiny toy (Alvarado) and fell 3-1 to CN as the Manatees opened up a 5 game lead over the pack.
 

Ohtani pitched game 1. CN scored 4 in the first. (Eric “He [unnamed starter for Eric] is tired and I am leaving him in.”  Tom “That’s only 4 runs.” Eric “Then I am definitely leaving him in.”)  Ohtani held on to win the game 6-4. Save Borucki.

Game 2 was a battle of the lefties as Garret and Valdez faced each other. It was 0-0 through 7 as neither team could get a clutch hit. A 2 out bases loaded walk was the only run of the game - final CN 1-0. CN was happy to have guaranteed no worse than a split. 

Game 3 was just a bad game for Civale (we have said that a lot this year) as Alvarez hit a ballpark 3-run homerun (rolling a '1') to tire Civale and give KIB a 5-0 lead. Civale gave up 2 more and Verlander laughed at the CN offense giving up only 1 to even his record at 3-3.

Game 4 saw CN intentionally walk Alvarez to load the bases in the first (2 outs 2nd and 3rd and I could feel the 2 column) and indeed Eric rolled in the 2-column, for a clutch hit for Lowe.  Devers tied it in the bottom of the 1st for CN but Wacha turned the double play to get out of it.  Arrenado hit a clean shot in the 2nd and Lowe came back to bat in the 3rd and hit a clean 3-run homer to give KIB the 6-2 lead.  It was looking like the split, but Nootbar drove in 2 in the 4th for CN and KIB stopped scoring.  The 7th saw a lead off single and then a ssx resulting in a single and an error as W. Franco was involved in the hold.  2nd and third and then Harper delivered to tie the game.  With 1st and 3rd no outs in the 8th, Great (Tanner) Scott faced 3 lefty killers in a row.  This became 2 death rolls for the pinch hitters (who could have come in either order and both had the same column and different death rolls 1-8 and then 1-7 the opposite order would have been 2 homers) and it was looking grim as Great Scott took out Harper, Schneider, and Jung in the 9th.  CN held off KIB in the 10th as a lead off BP Single rolled a 20 to set the tone.  Swanson lead off the bottom of the 10th versus Scott to hit a double to score the winning run 7-6.

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Draft Day, Saturday, March 29

(1/31) In a rare SOMBILLA Friday afternoon series at Gackle Park, Oceanus took the first 3 games against North Dakota to move into a tie for 4th with New Orleans. Oceanus made the Bioluminescent Sea Slugs nervous in game 4.  For the Assholes, Mitch Garver hit a couple of homers.  For the BSS, Jack Suwinski hit a couple of homers.  Here are the slightly edited computer generated game notes.

Game 1

Designated hitter Mitch Garver slammed 2 homers and had 3 RBI and newly-acquired closer Chris Martin was strong in relief for Oceanus ("Why can't we get players like that" said Arnie) at PNC (I mean Gackle) Park as the Oceanus Assholes beat the North Dakota Bioluminescent Sea Slugs by the count of 7 to 6. Garver provided much of the offense.  He laced a one-base hit in the 2nd inning, lifted one out of the park for a two run home run in the 3rd inning and smashed a solo-shot out of the park in the 6th inning.  The game was a wild affair (yes it was) with the lead changing hands 5 times. The win went to Camilo Doval who allowed no runs in 2/3 of an inning.  Martin got the save.  Craig "Fucking" Kimbrel was given the loss in relief.  He surrendered 1 hit and 2 walks in 2/3 of an inning.

Game 2

19,062 fans (i.e. the entire population of North Dakota!) watched an exciting game at Gackle Park.  The Oceanus Assholes topped the North Dakota Bioluminescent Sea Slugs by the slimmest of margins, 3 to 2. Oceanus came up with all the runs they needed in the 3rd inning plating 3 runs
using 2 hits.  Jeremy Pena led off and he doubled.  After an out was recorded, Jose Ramirez came to bat and drew a walk.  Royce Lewis then lofted a three-run 'big-fly'.  That scoring would be all that was needed.  Both teams ended up with 7 hits on the afternoon.  Pablo Lopez allowed 2 runs in 6 and 1/3 innings, and picked up the victory. Lopez got help from Pete Fairbanks who earned his 9th save.  Alex Cobb was the loser.

The game ended on a 1-18 chance for Willson Contreras to steal second base as Arnie attempted to put a runner in scoring position.  The split pick was a 19.

Game 3

Aaron Nola carried a no-hitter into the 7th inning (and a perfect game through 5) at Gackle Park as the Oceanus Assholes beat the North Dakota Bioluminescent Sea Slugs in 11 innings 2 to 0. Neither team scored in the first nine innings as George Kirby matched Nola's goose eggs. Oceanus ended up winning it in the 11th inning.  Brandon Marsh kicked off the action when he laid down a sacrifice bunt.  After another out, Mitch Garver stepped up to the plate and he drew a walk.  Ryan Jeffers then tripled driving home two runs.  Oceanus out-hit North Dakota for the game, 8 hits to 3.  

Camilo "Vulture" Doval went 2 innings allowing no runs for his second victory of the series.  The right-handed Nola lost a no-hitter when Kyle Tucker singled with one out in the 7th inning.  Chris Martin got the save, his 2nd of the series, taunting North Dakota.  Brooks Raley ended up with the loss in relief.

Game 4

Bailey Ober struck out 12 batters as the North Dakota Bioluminescent Sea Slugs outscored the Oceanus Assholes 8 to 5. Ober earned his pay with a solid performance for North Dakota.  He went 8 innings allowing 8 hits and 4 walks.  Oceanus tried unsuccessfully to come back in the 9th.

The big blow was a grand slam by defensive backup shortstop Ezequiel Toval in the bottom of the second. Tanner Bibee was the losing pitcher.  He took one for the team, saving the bullpen after the BSS tired him out in the 2nd inning.

Ok so the way this one played out was Seiya Suzuki hit a 2-run homer for the Assholes in the top of the 2nd and of course both Arnie and I were thinking sweep.  But then the BSS put up an 8 spot in the bottom of the second, ballpark singling Bibee to a state of tiredness.  And there was that grand slam by Tovar.  Meanwhile, every chance I had to come back was thwarted by missing ballpark homers.  I missed 5.  Granted, it's only a 1-7 chance at Gackle Park, but if I'd hit even one of them things might've gone differently.

As it was, I did put up 3 runs in the top of the 9th and was seriously threatening.  I even had a chance to go up 9-8 with a grand slam.  Arnie was feeling the heat, muttering "I can't believe this is happening."  A feeling we've all had many times before playing Strat-O....

Arnie adds: Lefty reliever Jose Alvarado is now for sale.

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Draft Day, Saturday March 29.

(1/30) New Orleans swept into 4th place over hapless Future Wax last night to claw its way back to .500. The computer recap:

Game 1:
In a tight game it was the New Orleans Ellis 4, the Future Wax Candles 2 at The Wax Home. Sonny Gray pitched well for New Orleans in their victory. He surrendered 7 hits and 1 walk in 6 and 1/3 innings. Gray was helped out by Jeff Hoffman who pitched a perfect ninth and recorded the save.Kevin Gausman was the losing pitcher. He gave up 3 runs and 5 hits in 5
innings.

Game 2:
The New Orleans Ellis bested the Future Wax Candles by a 4 to 1 score at The Wax Home. New Orleans jumped on top to stay in the 2nd inning plating an isolated run. New Orleans managed only 6 hits on the night. The winning pitcher was Zack Wheeler who allowed no runs in 7 and 2/3
innings. The loss was charged to Clayton Kershaw. Although losing the contest, he whiffed 10 batters in 7 innings.

Game 3:
Marcus Semien slammed a homerun and had 3 RBI and Sandy Alcantara went 8 solid innings as the New Orleans Ellis defeated the Future Wax Candles 4 to 1 at The Wax Home. New Orleans scored 2 runs in the decisive top of the 4th inning. The highlight belonged to Semien who quieted the home crowd when he bombed a two-run dinger. The Future Wax offense proved no trouble in the bottom of the 9th. The winning pitcher was Alcantara who allowed 1 run in 8 innings. Shawn Armstrong recorded the save. Spencer Strider absorbed the loss. Despite the loss, he struckout 11 New Orleans batters in 6 and 2/3 innings.

Game 4:
The New Orleans Ellis defeated the Future Wax Candles by a score of 6 to 3 at The Wax Home. Griffin Jax got the win with a nice relief outing. He was stingy on the mound, allowing just 1 hit and 1 walk in 2 innings. The Future Wax bats were silent in the bottom of the 9th. Reese Olson took the loss in relief. New Orleans scored big getting 3 runs off him in 2 innings.

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Draft Day, Saturday March 29.

(1/26)
  Sam and his herd of Alpacas ventured South from the Northwest Kingdom to play Koop Island Blues, but found the island climate a bit too temperate for their liking, dropping 3 of 4 to Eric’s band of Prozac-popping Blues. The series was played in under 2 hours. 


Scores:

NV 3-1

KIB 5-3

KIB 8-2

KIB 4-3


KIB scored a measly unearned run in the 1st inning of Game 1, then put up goose eggs the rest of the way as Jordan Montgomery dominated 7.3 innings for the win. 


Game 2 was tied through 6, but Arraez broke the tie with a solo dinger off lefty specialist Nardi, then added an insurance run in the 7th. KIB’s pen took over for Verlander in the 6th, and brought home the win with 4 innings of 2-hit ball, with Scott notching a save. 


Game 3 was tied after 5 and a half when KIB exploded for 6 runs over the 6th and 7th innings to make this one a “laugher.” Yandy Diaz smacked two solo shots and finished the game with 4 hits and 3 runs. 


Game 4 was a tight, back-and-forth contest. NV was up 2-0 early, but KIB took a 3-2 lead in the 5th. In the 8th NV tied the game off Graterol and were threatening for more, but Scott came in and snuffed out the rally. KIB re-took the lead in the bottom of the 8th on a sac fly by Arenado, and Scott shut down NV in the 9th for the win.


Arraez gets the offensive star of the series, going 5 for 10 with 3 doubles, a homer and 3 rbis. Scott notched a win and a save.


(1/25)
After being brutalized by New Orleans and being knocked back to a tie for 2nd, CN travelled to Holliston for what turned out to be a generous 7 out of 8 to climb back into first place and open up a 3-game lead.

It all started with Nootbar being injured for 2 games and CN and North Dakota going into extra innings tied at 4-4.  2 quick walks and then Mookie Betts hit a clean Grand Slam to give ND a 8-4 victory in sunny CN. That loss would be their only one of the day.

CN came back to take game 2 and knot the series at 1 when Ohtani hit a 3-run 8th inning ballpark (1-1) homer and held ND off for a 8-4 victory.

Looking at tired pitching and Nootbar still out, an unlikely mid series rainout (maybe caused by the Ohtani big fly) got 3 pitchers (1 for ND and 2 for CN) and Nootbar back into the series.

Game 3 was all CN as they beat ND 10-1, Harper’s 3-run blast broke the game open.

Game 4 was not only a nail biter but Bader was injured for 8 games (max injury).  CN held on for 6-5 after ND tied the game at both 2-2 and 4-4.  The 2-run CN 6th included a failed Contreras blocking the plate on fellow catcher Wil Smith and a ballpark homer sacrifice fly by Harper for the game deciding run.  ND had 2nd and 3rd and no outs in the 9th after turning down a 1-10 score on an open double roll. Suwinski later was thrown out by the drawn in infield for the 2nd out and the 4 at second made the final out on a 2Bx.

CN travelled to BC and they really enjoyed the Bay City Roller’s park.

Game 1 was an 11-1 shellacking that saw the tired Burnes just unable to get off without giving up runs in 4 different innings. CN hit 5 homers in the game (Devers-2, Ohtani, Tatis, Smith).

Game 2 saw Cy Young Gerrit Cole get tired early as CN went up 5-1 and then 7-2 on the way to a close 7-5 victory as Robin just could not roll low to save her team. CN hit 3 more homers (Devers, Raleigh, Ohtani) in this one.

Game 3 was 2-2 early as BC’s second Cy Young pitcher, Snell, faced CN.  CN went up 4-2 and was able to just strand the Rollers inning after innings, with Diaz, Phillips, Smith, and Brasier closing the door.  Tatis was injured for 2 games (max injury)

CN called up Neris, a pitcher, since CN had no other Outfielders to call up with 2 already injured.  CN went up early 4-0 scoring over 4 innings and Robin did score 1 run but CN prevailed 6-1, Ragans and Neris scattering 9 hits.

I have not done series stats yet so no idea who was the statistical star(s), but Arnie wanted shorter notes than other times. (AP note – thanks Tom, I did add in all your player names above to add a little flavor).

Enjoy Life and send me stats.

TSK

Draft Day, Saturday March 29.



(1/19)
Despite Oceanus out-hitting Bay City .298 to .252 and outpitching the home team 3.28 ERA to 6.81 ERA, Bay City came away with a satisfying split against the Assholes (like ND, they “pulled it out of their ass[holes]”). Eight different Rollers homered in the series while seven different Assholes homered. Edited computer summaries follow.

Game 1—Corbin Burnes pitched like crap against his former team (6 innings, 10 hits including 2 homers, and 5 runs), but Bay City came away with the 10 inning 6-5 victory. Corbin Carroll slammed a homerun and scored 3 times for the Bay City Rollers, including as the ghost runner when Bobby Witt Jr hit a single making Bay City the winners and sending the 19,692 fans home happy. Abner Uribe(1-0) got credit for the victory, pitching 1/3 of an inning and allowing no runs. Ryan Pepiot(0-1) was the loser in relief.  He was the victim of a defensive lapse and did not allow an earned run in the game.

Game 2 was all Oceanus, as the Assholes tired Gerrit Cole in the first inning, thanks in part to atrocious outfield play by BC leftfielder Riley Greene, who allowed a bases-clearing double and two-base error on the same play. Cole gave up three tired singles en route to a 14-1 Oceanus victory. Center fielder Julio Rodriguez hit one over the fence and had 5 RBI. Oceanus finished with 15 hits while Bay City ended up with 9. Pablo Lopez went 7 innings allowing no runs for the victory. Cole allowed 14 hits and 4 walks in 8 innings. 

Game 3 featured a tense pitching duel between Aaron Nola and Blake Snell, and the cuter starter prevailed, as Oceanus emerged victorious in a 3-0 game (despite being outhit 8 to 5). Nola gave Oceanus a solid outing. He went 6 and 2/3 innings surrendering 6 hits and 1 walk.  The pitchers took over after the 3rd inning as neither team was able to score again. Jeffers was the hero, homering and throwing out Vlad Guerrero trying to steal. Pete Fairbanks gained credit for the save.

Game 4 featured ineffective starting pitching by both OC’s E. Perez and BC’s Gallen. In a thrilling finish, the Bay City Rollers won in dramatic fashion coming back to beat the Oceanus Assholes by the count of 7 to 6. Bay City came up with the deciding runs in the 9th inning. Pinch hitter Austin Hays (hitting for no relation Ke’ Bryan Hayes) tied it with a solo-shot. One out later, Bobby Witt Jr blasted a solo shot, giving Bay City the victory. Ian Hamilton went 2 innings allowing no runs for the victory. Fairbanks was the losing pitcher in relief. “We just wouldn't give up,” cute Ozzie Albies said. “Much of the credit goes to our fans - they were with us the whole way” (except for the boos raining down on leftfielder Greene).

Witt hit only .222 but had both game-winning RBIs.

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Draft Day, Saturday March 29

(1/18)  The Alpacas take three of four to close to within one game of first place.  The series had zero ball park homers in the cavernous House of Wax, however, many HR's were hit, several of the straight HR variety.  Matt McLain and Freddie Freeman were the offensive stars for the Alpacas, hitting .529 and .467 respectively.  Alpaca closer Felix Bautista records two more saves, game 1 and game 4.

Game 1:  Neverwinter wins 2 - 1

At The Wax Home, the Future Wax faithful were treated to an intriguing pitcher's duel. Kutter Crawford finally bested his Future Wax counterpart, Clayton Kershaw, by the score of 2 to 1. Neverwinter had 2 runs cross the plate in the top of the 2nd inning when they had 3 base hits. After an out was recorded, Josh Bell began the Neverwinter spurt when he singled. Matt McLain stepped up next and he bombed a two-run dinger. The early run support proved sufficient for Crawford and Neverwinter. That was all the run support Crawford required. The pitchers took over after the 2nd inning as neither team was able to score again. Felix Bautista earned the save. Kershaw was charged with the loss. He pitched 6 innings giving up 5 hits and 1 walk.

Game 2:  Neverwinter wins 7 - 3

The Neverwinter Alpacas defeated the Future Wax Candles by a score of 7 to 3 at The Wax Home. Eduardo Rodriguez gave a fine effort for Neverwinter. He was reached for 4 hits and 4 walks in 6 innings. Rodriguez mowed down 7 Future Wax batters. Neverwinter had 12 hits overall, while Future Wax had 5. Grayson Rodriguez was the losing pitcher. Neverwinter scored big getting 4 runs off him in 2 and 1/3 innings.

Game 3:  Future Was wins 3 - 1

In a game for the baseball purist, Spencer Strider and Merrill Kelly squared off in a tense pitching duel, Future Wax Candles finally emerged victorious over Neverwinter Alpacas, 3 to 1. Strider gave Future Wax a solid outing. He was reached for 5 hits and 6 walks in 6 and 2/3 innings. Future Wax had just 5 hits for the afternoon. Strider was helped out by Hunter Harvey who recorded the save.  All four runs were solo shots, three straight HR's.

Game 4:  Neverwinter wins 6 - 3

 

Left fielder Chas McCormick launched 2 homeruns and had 3 RBI as the Neverwinter Alpacas defeated the Future Wax Candles 6 to 3 at The Wax Home. McCormick led the offense for Neverwinter. He cracked a two-run shot in the 4th inning and clubbed a solo home run in the 6th inning. Neverwinter out-hit Future Wax for the game, 13 hits to 10. Kyle Bradish went 6 innings allowing 1 run for the victory. Bradish got relief help from Felix Bautista who gained credit for the save. Freddy Peralta suffered the loss. He surrendered 3 homeruns in his 5 and 1/3 innings.

(1/17) After losing the first two games to Eric, North Dakota's season was on thin ice.  So they offered the newly acquired but yet to be used Chris Martin to Eric for the same price as he was acquired - a 4th rounder plus a usable reliever. Eric looked at the card, acknowledged it was very good, but said "talk to me after the series."

Arnie then said, "alright I'll need to pull a split out of my ass."  Eric: "that sounds painful." And that's just what happened (not literally), and Chris Martin is no longer on the trading block.

Game 1: The Bioluminescent Sea Slugs come out on fire at Gackle Park, scoring 3 runs off Verlander before an out is recorded. But slimy W. Franco and Alvarez both hit 2-run BP homers off Lorenzen to take a 4-3 lead.  Another homer by Alvarez and 2 more runs in the 6th make it 7-3 to chase Lorenzen.  It's 7-4 going into the bottom of the 9th.  Yelich hits a pinch hit homer to make it 7-5, but Will Vest hangs on for the save.

Game 2:  It's Wacha and Eflin and the two righties pitch brilliantly, yielding just a combined 6 hits in a combined 12 innings. KIB scores a run on a Franco triple and Nimmo sac fly and it stays 1-0 until the 8th inning.  An rbi double by Diaz and sac fly by Juan Soto off ND's relief mutant Mason Miller makes it 3-0. ND scores their lone run in the 8th on a single, SB, WP, and infield grounder to make it 3-1, the final score.  Ryan Pressley gets the save as he, Wacha, Graterol, and Kelly combine to yield just 4 hits.

Martin is offered in trade, and a split ass needs to be pulled.  (Actually, that does sound painful.)

Game 3: North Dakota tires out Skubal in the 2nd inning thanks to a Mookie Betts BP (1-7) 3-run blast, a Lindor solo homer, and Refsnyder rbi single.  Skubal stays in and Mookie hits a 2-run homer off him in the 4th.  Skubal is relieved by King, who walks in a run in the 5th to make it 8-0 for George Kirby, who is sailing along for ND. A gratuitous Suwinski homer in the 6th (where was that '2-9' roll when we needed it in the first two games?) makes it 9-0.  ND considers saving their bullpen by putting in a position player to pitch, and probably should have, considering KIB scored 4 runs in the 9th. But before things could get interesting, the hoped for 10-run rally fizzles. Final score 9-4, ND.

Game 4: It's Gilbert against the Bailey Ober experiment.
Eric: Why do you call it that?
Arnie: Look at his card.

It's 1-1 after 3 innings, but in the 4th, Rutchman hits a 2-run double, and Juan Soto soon follows with a 3-run homer (not off Ober's card) and it's 6-1, KIB. An Outman homer for ND in the 4th makes it 6-2. After ND's DH Yelich is injured, Vaughn Grissom is called on from the bench (the best bad option) to DH and he smacks an rbi double to make it 6-3 and Goldschmidt knocks him in to make it 6-4, KIB after 5.

In the bottom of the 6th, the Strat-O gods took pity on the slumping Sea Slugs. With 2 out and nobody on (following a double play), KIB's pitcher, Graterol, hits Lindor. Suwinski smacks a double, and Lindor is a 1-17 to score.  An '18' is rolled for a blocking the plate play.  Rutschman, who is a '1', blocks out not just the plate but all sunlight as Lindor is flying down the line trying to score.  It's only a 1-3 chance. A '2' is rolled and Lindor scores to make it 6-5. It stays that way until the bottom of the 9th.

ND's Suwinski leads off against Kevin Kelly and hits a HR 1-2, out otherwise.  He rolls a 2 to tie the game at 6.  Bottom of the 10th, with 1 out, runners on first and third, and with the outfield and infield in, Lindor hits a sac fly to win the game and ND has successfully (but figuratively) pulled a split out of their ass.

On another note, North Dakota has shattered the league record for most players used in a season - 38 even before Chris Martin's debut today (he pitched the 9th inning of game 4, when I was down 6-5 and down on relief innings) which makes 39.  The old mark was 35 set by both Eric and Tom 4 years ago.

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Draft Day, Saturday, March 29.

(1/14)

We had a rain/snow out before game 1 up north...  should have known something weird was going to happen...  

As Jed would say, slightly altered computer summaries....

Game One:  Neverwinter shuts out Oceanus 5 - 0. Asshole pitching was wild to say the least as they hit five Alpacas injuring Realmuto and McCormick in game one.  Acuna and Jake Myers also went yard along with McLain powering Neverwinter to the win.  The Alpacas managed to leave 12 on base as well.

Eduardo Rodriguez had an impressive outing and second baseman Matt McLain connected with a 'big fly' and had 2 RBI at Icewind Dale Corral as the Neverwinter Alpacas beat the Oceanus Assholes 8 to 0. Rodriguez was solid in the win. He was stingy on the mound, allowing just 1 hit and 2 walks in 7 innings. Neverwinter had 18 hits overall, while Oceanus had 3. The loss was charged to Logan Webb. He pitched 6 and 1/3 innings allowing 15 hits and no walks.

Game Two:  Oceanus shuts out Neverwinter 4 - 0. Two more injuries in this game as well, one for each team via the HBP.  Alpacas left another 13 on base, mostly due to the K.  Asshole pitching fanned 16 Alpacas.  Oceanus scored 2 in the top of the 1st with single runs in the 2nd and 3rd and that was all they needed.  Ryan Jeffers was the offensive hero, going 2-4 with a double and HR, driving in two.

Pablo Lopez whiffed 10 batters at Icewind Dale Corral where the Oceanus Assholes beat the Neverwinter Alpacas by the score of 4 to 0. Lopez gave a fine effort for Oceanus. He went 5 and 2/3 innings and surrounded up 5 hits and 5 walks. Both teams' bats went to sleep after the 3rd inning with no runs scored after that point. Jordan Montgomery was the losing pitcher. He was hit hard and gave up 9 hits and 3 walks in 5 and 2/3 innings. 'I had my good stuff today.' Lopez said. 'As the game went along I started to get the feeling that I was going to strike out a bunch of hitters.'

Game Three:  Neverwinter wins 2 - 1. A real pitchers dual as Merrill Kelly gave up a single run in the top of the 1st and that was it.  Both teams squandered numerous scoring opportunities, LOB Assholes: 13 Alpacas" 9, including a bases loaded with no outs in the bottom of the 7th inning.  No runs after the 3rd inning again.  Acuna had the only HR in this close battle.

Jonathan India had 2 base hits as the Neverwinter Alpacas outscored the Oceanus Assholes 2 to 1. Neverwinter scored 1 run in the 3rd inning. The early run support proved sufficient for Merrill Kelly and Neverwinter. That was all the run support Kelly required. After the 3rd inning, neither team was able to score. Felix Bautista earned his the save. Aaron Nola absorbed the loss. He gave up 2 runs and 6 hits in 6 innings.

Game Four:  Neverwinter wins 6 - 3 in 11 innings. Game four feature Alpaca ace Kyle Bradish against Tanner Bibbee.  Neither figured in the decision.  Back-to-back doubles for Brandon Marsh and Jose Ramirez nabs Oceanus an early lead, but a BP HR by Freddie Freeman ties it up in the bottom of the 1st.  Acuna hits another HR in the bottom of the 4th and Matt McLain's double in the bottom of the 5th plated Bo Bichette spotting Neverwinter to a 3-1 lead.  Top of 6th however, Jazz Chisolm singles and Julio Rodriguez hits his own BP HR, a 15 on a 1-15 to tie it up.  Little happens until the bottom of the 11th.  Here is where it got real interesting... Two outs, bottom of the 11th inning, runner on 3rd and a wild pitch is recorded by Pete Fairbanks ending the game.  With no way to re-start the game, we broke out the cards and dice.  JT on third, two outs, McLain up draws a walk.  This brings up Cedric Mullins who gets a 3-9 and a HR 1-11 / Double 12-20, rolls an 8 to end the game with a walk off.  Crazy stuff.

Draft Day, Saturday, March 29




(1/12)

Eric drove up to Holliston on a lovely Sunday to face Robin in a mid-season clash of teams playing competitive .500 ball. If you asked Eric (and I did), he isn’t keen to play Robin these days, who’s kind of had his number for a few seasons now. (And let’s not mention the unspeakable name of Franco, whose inclusion of KIB’s roster is a sore spot for the franchise, and an legit target for Robin.) But somehow, despite the bad karma, the Koop Island Blues got the better of Bay City, winning 3 of 4 games. 


Scores:


Game 1: KIB 9-3

Game 2: BC 5-1

Game 3: KIB 5-2

Game 4: KIB 2-1


Game 4 stands out as the tightest game, with each team squandering runners and opportunities. Framber Valdez pitched 4 shaky shut-out innings for KIB, giving up seven singles but somehow managing to strand all runners. In the 5th, Eric brought in Vest, who barfed up a solo shot to Witt, then gave up a walk and single and was quickly tired. Despite having runners on 1st and 3rd with no outs, BC failed to add another run. For his part, BC’s Luzardo shut-out KIB through five innings before allowing a double and two singles in the 6th to tie the game. Rutschman led off the 7th with a triple for KIB but couldn’t get a whiff of home. Jump to the the bottom of the 9th, KIB has a man on first with one out, when Witt fields an easy two-hopper for a quick DP but somehow tosses the ball over Albies’ head for a two-base error. With the infield and outfield in, Arraez hits a hot shot GB A+, scoring the winning run and giving Eric the series win.


...


The league sends it's best wishes out to Tom for a speedy recovery from surgery.


Draft Day, Saturday March 29.


(1/11)
Prior to this series, the two franchises signaled their thoughts about their respective seasons through a trade. FW traded their best relief pitcher (Chris Martin) to ND for a 4th round pick (and Paul Sewald). ND was making a run for the playoffs, and FW was looking to next year.

But then ND ran into Scherzer, who threw a complete-game shut out in his final spot start. (Scherzer showed some fatigue in the 7th when he transitioned from his good card to his bad card, but got the job done.) Benson and Walker doubled back to back off Eflin in the 2nd for the only run FW would need. Just to sure, Jankowski’s clutch hit added a run. FW later added 5 more runs (without any home runs) and coasted to a 7-0 victory.

To add injury to insult, Goldschmidt was hit by a pitch and injured early: he also missed the next two games.

ND finally plated a run at the start of the second game with the help of a Suwinski double with two on. But Parades also tried to score all the way from first but was gunned down at the plate by Jankowski. This proved important when Walker hit a 2-run blast for FW in the 2nd. FW added 2 insurance runs in the 5th on a Benson double with two on. They were needed, as Grichuk and Tucker each homered in the 9th. With 2-out and one on, the mutant Evan Carter comes up. And strikes out to end the game. Strider pitched 7 innings (5 hits, 11 Ks, 1 run) and Harvey picked up an awkward save.

Yelich led off the third game for ND with a majestic blast, but that proved to be the only hit or run that Peralta would allow in 6 innings of work. FW answered in the 3rd Gelof knocked in Tucker, after his lead off double. In the 5th it was Turner who drove in Adames, after his leadoff double.

Things got strange in the 8th when Arnie’s catcher was hit by a pitch and injured. He went to summon William Contreras from the bench, only to discover Willson Contreras on the bench – and light-hitting William Contreras in the game (even though Willson had been announced and Willson’s better arm (-3) had been used against FW speedsters). The managers decided to pretend Willson had been in the game the whole time (going 0 for 2 until the HBP that started this mess), and was now injured, and William was his replacement.

ND had the potential tying run on second in the top of the 9th, but the game ended on a Kwan “death roll” in his column. Harvey picked up another save.

ND entered the last game of the series with serious concerns that a sweep would scuttle their playoff hopes (even though it is perhaps a bit early for that). Arnie’s back was against the wall when FW scored 2 runs on back to back to back doubles in the 2nd.  But Suwinski answered with a solo shot in the 3rd, followed by 3 singles for the tying run. Later ND exploited Carpenter's poor defense in RF to put up 2 more runs. Four ND bullpen arms kept FW off the board for the final three innings. ND got a 5-2 victory, avoiding an ignoble sweep.

(AP adds: Interestingly, neither Martin nor Sewald pitched in the series.  Chris Martin was intentionally left off the roster for the series to get some physical and psychological treatment after suffering from overuse abuse by Future Wax.  He has only 6 1/3 innings left [ND was aware of this before the trade].

Draft Day, Saturday, March 29

(1/9) A satisfying/unsatisfying split with 3 1-run games (2 of which went into extra innings) and a blowout.  The gargantuan dimensions of the Rehoboth Parking Lot yielded but 1 home run to each team.  Though the Ellis did rack up 12 doubles.  There seemed to be streaks of extreme good luck and extreme bad luck.  

No massive hitting performances.  Aaron Judge hit a straight shot and had 3 doubles for New Orleans.  Nico Hoerner went 6-12 with a stolen base for Oceanus.  Of course many pitchers fared well.  Notably, Mitch Keller pitched 7.2 innings allowing only 3 hits and no runs with 9 Ks for the Ellis.  And Aaron Nola pitched 7.2 innings allowing only 2 hits and no runs with 6 Ks for the Assholes.

Here are the slightly-edited computer-generated game notes.

Game 1:Logan Webb had an impressive outing as the Oceanus Assholes beat the New Orleans Ellis by a score of 2 to 1. Oceanus came up with 2 runs in the bottom of the 5th inning.  The crucial at-bat was provided by Jose Altuve who elicited a roar from the hometown fans when he popped a two-run clout over the fence (off of Sandy Alcantara's card on a 1-8 chance).  Oceanus finished with just 3 hits in the victory. Webb picked up the victory, allowing 1 run in 6 innings. Pete Fairbanks was credited with the save.  Alcantara was tagged with the loss.

Game 2:One run was the difference at Rehoboth Parking Lot as the New Orleans Ellis
defeated the Oceanus Assholes in 11 innings 7 to 6.The game was deadlocked at 5 after nine full innings.  New Orleans won it in the 11th inning.  Aaron Judge started the rally when he drew a walk.  Matt Olson came to the plate and doubled driving in two more baserunners.  New Orleans out-hit Oceanus for the game, 13 hits to 8. David Bednar was the winner, allowing no runs in 2 innings. Hoby Milner earned the save.  Tyler Holton suffered the loss in relief.

That summary doesn't do justice to this doozy.  Harold put a lot of men on base through 3 innings but only managed  2 runs.  But then one of those good luck runs happened and in a flash Harold was up 5-0 after 4 innings.  In a park where it's hard to score.  But shockingly I came back to tie the game at 5 by the bottom of the 7th.  I ultimately lost on an X chance.  I had Mark Canha in LF after using my entire bench up and he's a 3 and Harold picked a 1 split to get the winning runs across in the 11th.

Game 3:At Rehoboth Parking Lot Andrew Wantz got the win and the New Orleans Ellis shutout the Oceanus Assholes in 10 innings 1 to 0.No runners had crossed home plate after the regulation nine.  Finally, New Orleans pulled the game out in the 10th inning.  After an out was recorded, Michael Harris doubled scoring the run.  New Orleans had only 4 hits for the game. Shelby Miller preserved the game for Wantz, recording the save.  Joel Payamps took the loss in relief.  He was a hard-luck loser, pitching 1 inning and not allowing an earned run.

Game 4: The Oceanus Assholes batters feasted on the New Orleans Ellis pitching at Rehoboth Parking Lot.  The final score was a lop-sided 11 to 3. Oceanus tallied 8 runs (speaking of a streak of good luck) in the bottom of the 5th inning when they had 7 base hits.  The key at-bat was by Seiya Suzuki who brought the crowd to their feet when he lashed a single plating two runs.  Oceanus ended up with 17 hits for the game while New Orleans had 4.  The win was credited to Eury Perez who went 5 and 2/3 innings allowing 3
runs. Perez got help from Camilo Doval who earned the save.  Sonny Gray absorbed the loss.  He was hit hard and gave up 12 hits and 3 walks in 4 innings. 

...Draft Day, Saturday March 29


(1/5) Constantinople opened up a 3-game lead on the pack and New Orleans rose out of last place as home cooking was the theme in SOMBILLA action earlier today.

New Orleans wins its first series of the season to kick off the second half winning 3 of 4 from Bay City. NO takes game one 5-4 on a Ward HR in the 7th to break the tie. BC had numerous chances, leaving 12 runners on base. NO takes game two 8-4, even though BC hit 3 HR’s - all solo shots. Game three was all NO, winning 10-1. Judge hit 2 HR’s, with Snell allowing 9 walks. BC salvaged the final game 7-2 Greene’s HR in the 7th the key blow.


CN takes 3 from Future Wax in a strange series...

Game 1 No rainout so Ohtani would not be available against Strider. CN got 2 early with timely hitting and a double play that scored a run. Castillo looked good starting but Carpenter hit a triple in the 6th and Belt followed with a ballpark homer that ended up a sacrifice fly that saw CN clinging to a 2-1 lead after 6. Phillips came on in the 8th for CN amd gave up a hit and a walk but held Wax. Brasier came out for the 9th and he gave up a double to Gelof but then survived the ballpark single chance to Murphy and struck out Machado for the save. Arozarena was lost for 2 games early in this game.

Game 2 was a game that the gods of luck wanted Wax to win. Adames hit a 3=run ballpark homer with 2 outs in the 2nd (1 roll) as Ohtani returned from injury and looked shaky. Murphy hit a solo ballpark homer in the 6th to give Wax a 4-0 lead. Friedl hit a solo shot in the bottom of the 6th to bring the game to 4-1. The 7th saw CN put on 2 runners and Wax bought in Duran to face Nootbar and CN countered with Flores who hit a 3-run homer to tie the game. FW's Murphy came to the plate with 2 outs in the 8th and hit a solo ballpark shot for the 3rd ballpark shot in the game in 3 chances and Wax went up 5-4. In the bottom of the 8th, Ohtani hit a one out triple and then Devers hit a sacrifice fly to tie the game. CN bought in the defense and Williams came back out to try and hold Wax from retaking the lead. Kelenic doubled and stole 3rd to lead off the 9th. CN bought in the infield and got 2 quick Ks but then walked the next 2 Wax batters to load the bases and leave the game tied. Borucki came in to strikeout Giminez (who had to bat after replacing Gelof for defense earlier in the game). So the teams went to extras. CN's Neris got 3 straight outs surviving the 4th ballpark homer chance of the game for Wax. Bottom of the 10th, Friedl went to 2nd as the ghost runner and after Ohtani struck out it was 2 outs and clutch for Jung. Schneider came in to face the right hander and came through with a double to win the game. Earlier in the game Belt struck out and had to leave the game early (remainder of the game injury) and Walker shock off a HBP for injury (OK result).

Game 3 of the series with 2 wins in the books for CN, Civale just looked bad as Wax knocked him around for 10 runs on just a strange scattering of mostly singles. The only bright side for CN was a Trout pinch hit 2 run triple in the 9th to break up the shut out. Harvey came in and got 2 Ks and handled the last batter himself to give Wax the 10-2 win.

The last game was a battle of the lefty starters -- Kershaw versus Braxton Garret, early it felt like a split was in the works as the lefty killers for CN just did nothing over the first 7 innings missing 3 home run splits. Wax went up 3-0 as Superstar Catcher hit a 2 run homer and O'Neil hit his 1-14 split to get Wax the early lead. CN's Will Smith and Brandon Donovan hit back to back homers to lead off the bottom of the 8th to bring the game to 3-2. Adames led off the 9th hitting for FW and his split for a homer put Wax up 4-2. But CN was feeling the home cooking and Trout faced Martin the feared Wax closer hitting a double with one out and Duran hit a pinch hit double to bring the game to 4-3. Seager advanced Duran to 3rd and Nootbar was announced as the pinch hitter. He singled and the game was tied chasing the tired Martin. In the second extra inning game of the series, CN's Phillips walked 2 and struck out 1 and got a pop out to face Benson with bases loaded in the clutch. Randy looked through his bench and felt trepidation over the clutch factor but allowed him to hit and of course a clutch out ended the inning. CN had the top of the order and Friedl (A bunter) bunted Donovan (the ghost runner) to 3rd. The infield and outfield came in as Ohtani entered the batter's box. Durham hit him and the fans charged the field. Mayhem ensued and after a 30 minute delay, CN continued with Ohtani at first and an empty stadium. Ohtani took 2nd on defensive indifference and Devers came to the plate with everyone in and hit a 2Bx to the gold glover (1) and it was too much for him as (# result) it slipped through for a long single and the game was over and CN went to their homes with 3 out of 4 in the books.


I think there was 4 injury rolls for Wax with 2 OK, 1 remainder of the game and one was 6 games reduced to 2 games injury. Wax could have swept the series but came away losing it as the luck kept everything close in the 3 games that CN won.

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Draft Day Saturday, March 29.


(12/30)

New Orleans and Koop Island Blues played at a brisk pace in Plymouth, clocking in at 2 3/4 hours. New Orleans won the first two, 2-1 and 9-0. In the 9-0 game, NO pitched a combined 1-hitter (an Arraez single), with Sonny Gray going six nearly unhittable innings. In the three innings that Koop Island managed to get a runner on base, they were immediately wiped out by double plays. NO hit five homers off Gilbert. 

KIB came back to win the next two games, 4-3 in 10 innings (in which NO missed 4 BP homers) and 7-5. Each game found KIB down (3-0 and 4-0, respectively) before rallying. Not only did NO miss 4 BP homers, they lost the game when Arenado scored Yandy Diaz on a Single 1 from 3rd. 

In total NO hit 10 homers and missed 7 BPs. KIB hit 0 (that's right, zero) homers and missed 2 BPs. Tanner Scott got a win and a save for KIB.

(12/21) From Eric:

Robin, Arnie and Randy made the trek from Metrowest to Plymouth for a Saturday bash. Bay City and Koop Island Blues split their first series, though Eric feels like he won the series after Bay City pounded Koop Island in the first two games, 16-9 and 13-5. But KIB came back to claim the final two games, 7-5 and 5-1. Of note for Robin was Yanier Diaz coming up a double short of the cycle in Game 2, knocking in five runs. Of note for Eric was Skubal and 4 relievers pitching a six-hitter in Game 4. 


In Eric’s second series against Arnie, Koop Island took 3 of 4. All three of Eric’s wins were by one run (4-3, 8-7 in 10 innings, and 6-5), while Arnie took Game 3, 7-4. The fourth game was a crusher for Arnie. Up 4-0 heading to the bottom of the 6th, Koop Island scored 4 runs on 5 walks and a single. Arnie went up in the 8th when Lindor hit a solo shot, his second homer of the game, to give ND the slim lead. But Koop Island answered in the bottom of the inning when Alvarez and Franco went yard against Munoz. Star of the series goes to Alvarez, who socked 3 homers and drove in 7. (Arnie's note: After blowing three late game leads (one to Randy and two to Eric), Craig Kimbrel spent the night in the freezer).


From Robin:

Eric emerged with a satisfying split as home team Bay City pounded the Koop Island Blues in games 1 & 2 and then stopped hitting in games 3 & 4, despite their manager’s early pleas to “save some for the other games.”

Game 1 featured seven BC doubles and three BC homers as the Rollers literally doubled up on the Blues to beat the lefty Valdez, 16-8. BC scored 8 in the third, highlighted by a Castellanos grand slam, to put the game out of reach.

Game 2 saw the Rollers hit three homers in a six-run second (Witt, Jones, and Diaz). McMahon homered in the fifth and BC’s Diaz followed that with a triple [for more on triples following homers, see the BC-FW highlights]. Diaz fell a double short of the cycle, however. Cole bested Verlander to get the 13-5 win.

Game 3 featured a 3-run homer by Wander Franco (I will refrain from further commentary), and a 2-run triple by new Yankee Bellinger. BC made it interesting with a 3-run ninth on a bunch of walks and singles, but it was not enough, as KIB bested Luzardo to come away with a 7-5 victory.

Game 4 was a battle of the two top lefties, with Skubal and a parade of relievers beating Snell, 5-1. Eric scored 4 in the fourth on singles, walks, a sac fly, and a double by Garcia. The only highlight of the game for BC was a successful steal by 2-20 catcher Jonah Heim.

Bay City came within a 1BP Homer of sweeping Future Wax in the cavernous Waxdome (Wax Dome?). As Randy pointed out, this hard-fought series (two extra-inning games and no game decided by more than two runs) began and ended with a successful 1 roll on a BP Homer chance.

Game 1 saw BC leadoff hitter Carroll roll the 1 to take an early lead that was wiped out in the bottom of the first on a leadoff homer by Arozarena. In a back-and-forth game, FW’s Adames hit a 3-run shot, followed the next inning by BC’s Diaz hitting a 3-run shot. Teoscar Hernandez hit a clutch (literally) 2 rbi long single in the sixth, but Randy came back to tie it in the eighth. Neither team was able to score the ghost runner in the tenth, but BC got a double by Rojas and later a sac fly from Vlad to take a 9-7 lead in the eleventh. Uribe closed it out for BC, despite allowing a run on a sac fly. Final score 9-8.

Game 2 featured strong pitching by starters Cole and Peralta, but BC was able to break through for two solo shots (Diaz and Carroll) in the fifth, and Witt singled home McMahon (who had doubled) in the seventh. FW scored a run in both the eighth and ninth, but it was not enough, as Ginkel closed out the 3-2 BC win.

Game 3 was marked by Randy’s inability to find Parker Meadows (who had played in game 2, so he was obviously somewhere in Eric’s kitchen), so he played a man down (but apparently it was okay because he was just going to be a defensive replacement, and Randy never held the lead after the third inning). In this game (foreshadowed earlier), FW hit a homer and triple in the same inning three times in the first five innings—fortunately for BC, the homer preceded the triple in each case, and the tripler was stranded at third every time. Vlad hit BC’s only homer in this game, and some timely hitting and Romero and Uribe striking out the side in the eighth and ninth, respectively, led to the 6-4 BC win.

Game 4 was another back-and-forther (so much so that Randy forgot it was tied in the ninth and thought he had lost). Instead, he won it in the twelfth on a ballpark homer 1 chance by Carpenter off Cosgrove, to avoid the sweep with a 6-4 victory. Notable in this game, Ozzie Albies hit a lineout max to lead off the top of the twelfth and erase the ghost runner, and Randy found Parker Meadows at some point (although he did not put him in to play).

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(12/20)

Once again Oceanus took a lead in all 4 games in a series.  But this time the Assholes managed to win 3 of the games, crawling back to .500 at the halfway point.  For league-leading Constantinople this was their first series defeat.  Oceanus' strategy of injuring multiple Manatees (Flores, Friedl, Ohtani), having them hit to the Assholes' excellent defenders on a plethora of X chances (seriously, way more than usual), pitching out of jams (e.g. Constantinople had 15 LOB in the first game) and getting timely hits and errors on their own X chances (e.g. the e2 Jarren Duran committed 2 errors in consecutive innings) worked brilliantly.  Below are the slightly edited computer generated game notes. (Apologies to Robin for using so many parentheticals).

GAME 1

The Oceanus Assholes and the Constantinople Manatees locked up in an exciting
one-run game at Building 19 Park.  The final score was the Oceanus Assholes 3, the Constantinople Manatees 2.

Constantinople - who did tie the game at 2-2 in the bottom of the 4th - was unable to climb back into it after Oceanus went ahead for good in the 5th inning plating an isolated run.  Constantinople threatened in the 9th but their rally came up short.  

The victory went to Logan Webb who went 6 innings, allowing 2 runs. Webb was helped out by Pete Fairbanks who recorded the save.  The losing pitcher was Luis Castillo.  Nate Lowe hit a 2-run homer (I believe off of Castillo's card).

GAME 2

In a close game the Oceanus Assholes got by the Constantinople Manatees by the score of 3 to 1.

Joel Payamps did the job in relief (sort of - he had a blown save), and he got credit for the win.  He allowed 2 hits and no walks in 1 and 1/3 innings.  Oceanus had only 6 hits for the night.  

Josh Hader recorded the save.  Bryan Baker took the loss in relief.  He pitched 1 and 1/3 innings allowing 2 hits and 1 walk.  Jose Altuve hit a homer for the Assholes.

GAME 3

Aaron Nola had a strong outing at Building 19 Park as the Oceanus Assholes beat the Constantinople Manatees 6 to 1.  Nola allowed only 4 hits and 0 walks in 8 shutout innings.

Constantinople was unable to recover after Oceanus went ahead in the 3rd inning as they scored 3 runs on 4 base hits.  That early run support was enough for Nola and Oceanus.  Constantinople was out-hit by Oceanus, 9 hits to 5.  

Aaron Civale was the losing pitcher.  It was a tough loss for him as he did not allow an earned run in his 4 innings of work (thanks to Jarren Duran).  In fact, all 6 Asshole runs were unearned.

GAME 4

Mike Trout had 2 base hits at Building 19 Park as the Constantinople Manatees
beat the Oceanus Assholes by the count of 6 to 3.

As always, the Assholes took the lead.  In this case, they scored 3 runs in the first inning, mainly because Tom kept throwing for runners (on bunts and outfield throws) and getting terrible splits.  The amount of luck for Oceanus was staggering and it sure seemed like they would sweep the series.

But that was it for the Assholes - no more runs and no more absurd luck.  And the Manatees kept chipping away. They scored single runs in the bottom of the 2nd and the bottom of the 4th.

Then Constantinople scored 3 runs in the bottom of the 6th inning.  Trout led off and keyed the rally when he drew a walk.  Josh Jung followed, but he was set down on strikes.  Will Smith then drew a walk.  The mutant Davis Schneider followed and he rifled a three-run blast (should I have walked the bases loaded with only 1 out?).  Constantinople had 9 hits for the afternoon.

Bryan Baker was the winner allowing no runs in 1 inning. Tyler Holton ended up with the loss in relief.  He pitched 1 inning allowing 2 hits and 1 walk.

Tom adds that "The Assholes had 8 hits in the 2 innings they scored 6 runs all singles and 6 of them ballpark singles.  The 2 errors would have ended those innings hence the 6 unearned runs."

 


(12/7) Bay City and Future Wax were the series winners today. As a result of today's action, Bay City is now in third place, while
Pre-season favorites New Orleans continued to underperform as Bay City took 3 of 4 from the Ellis as the home team won 3 close games and lost 1 blowout. New Orleans finds itself in dead last. Harold laments his team's poor offense so far.

Game 1: New Orleans takes an early lead, scoring 2 in the first off Burnes on a walk and two singles. BC took a lead they would not relinquish in the bottom of the first on a HBP, fielder’s choice, walk, double, and two singles. Ozzie Albies tripled on a triple 1 in the third to knock in another run off Sonny Gray. Sanchez homered in the top of the fourth to make it 4-3, but Witt Jr. hit a two-run shot in the bottom of the fourth. Hamilton, Ginkel, and Cosgrove held the lead after Burnes couldn’t get anyone out in the sixth. Final score: BC 6, NO 4.

Game 2: In a nail-biter, Cole outdueled Wheeler, with the reigning AL Cy Young winner going 8 in a 2-1 victory, with Romero getting the save, despite allowing a ninth-inning homer to Kim.

Game 3: In a real Strato rarity, both pitchers had complete games, as Jesus (Luzardo) saved (the BC bullpen), pitching tired from the fifth inning on (allowing 11 walks, but striking out 13!). Alcantara pitched the ninth tired with a 6-run lead. Sanchez hit a 3-run homer in the first and Robert had a grand slam in the fourth to cement the 10-4 NO win.

Game 4: In another pitchers’ duel, Snell went 8 allowing 6 walks but only 3 hits for BC; Uribe picked up the save. Senga went 4+ with Milner allowing a pinch-hit single to Rojas to tie the game at 1 in the fifth. BC scored took the lead on a GDP (one of four in the game for the Rollers) in the sixth and held on for the 2-1 win.

Future Wax bounced back from being swept by Koop Island, taking 3 of 4 on the road from Neverwinter.

The Candles outscored the Alpacas 4 to 1 in the first game. Losing pitcher Eduardo Rodriguez gave up 4 home runs in 6 innings. Peralta got the win, Harvey the save.

In the next game, FW tallied 4 runs in the 3rd inning and then held on from a 7-6 victory. Acuna rocketed 2 homeruns and had 4 RBI but his team still came up short. Gausman got the win, Duran the save. Merrill Kelly got the loss.

In game 3, Kyle Bradish dominated, striking out 11, and Freddie Freeman ripped 2 homeruns to give the Alpacas their only victory in the series, 4-2. Freeman had 3 of NW’s 5 total hits. Felix Bautista got the save, and Scherzer took the loss in his first start of the season.

In game 4, designated hitter Brandon Belt slammed 2 homeruns and Spencer Strider mowed down 12 to power the Candles to a 6-4 win in the final game. Strider surrendered only 5 hits and 1 walk in 7 2/3 innings and allowed 2 home runs.  Neverwinter had a chance to come back in the 9th but they came up short. Chris Martin got the save. Kutter Crawford took the loss, after serving up 4 gopher balls in 6 innings.

Remember all teams get a day off after games 20, 28, and 40…Tom and Sam’s series was postponed until the 2nd half…Send your stats to Tom.




(12/11) Oceanus traveled down South to the cozy confines of Ellis field.  A little too cozy for the Assholes' starting pitchers.  But in spite of winning the statistical battle (e.g. 11 homers to 4) the Ellis had to settle for a split.  Two notable features of the series: 1) the computer(s) behaved flawlessly (no errors or freezes!) and 2) we had a rainout!  First one I can remember in years (decades?)!  The star for New Orleans was Aaron Judge, who awoke from his season-long slumber to hit .467 with 3 HR for the series.  For Oceanus, the hirsute (and thus Robin-disapproved) Brandon Marsh hit .389 with a rare HR (his 1st of the season).

Below are the slightly edited, computer generated game summaries.

Game 1:The New Orleans Ellis had an easy time of it at Doc Ellis Field defeating the Oceanus Assholes by a score of 11 to 6. In typical fashion the Assholes took a 3-0 lead into the bottom of the 5th.  Then the Ellis came alive, scoring 11 runs over the course of the next 4 innings.  Oceanus briefly tied the game at 5-5 in the top of the 6th.  But they were unable to recover after New Orleans went ahead in the 6th inning, tallying 4 runs on 3 hits.  The biggest moment was provided by Michael Harris who electrified Doc Ellis Field when he clubbed a two-run home run.  Both teams totaled 11 hits on the afternoon.  The win went to David Bednar who allowed 1 run in 2/3 of an inning. Joel Payamps was charged with the loss in relief.  He allowed 1 hit and 2 walks in 1/3 of an inning.

Game 2: At the bandbox known as Doc Ellis Field, the New Orleans fans shockingly witnessed a great pitcher's duel. Pablo Lopez finally bested his New Orleans opposite, Sandy Alcantara, by the score of 2 to 1. In the top of the 6th inning Oceanus scored 1 run when they had 3 base hits.  That run would hold up as the winning run.  Pete Fairbanks pitched a perfect ninth and was credited with the save. Aaron Judge's solo shot in the 3rd was the only homer of the game and the only run the Jekyll and Hyde Ellis could muster. The loss was charged to Alcantara.  He gave up 9 hits and 1 walk in 5 and 2/3 innings.

Game 3: At Doc Ellis Field the Oceanus Assholes scored 4 runs in the 1st inning and outscored the New Orleans Ellis 6 to 3.  There was even booing heard as the SOMBILLA pre-season favorites once again failed to deliver in their tailored park. Aaron Nola contributed a pedestrian performance to earn the win.  He was reached for 3 hits and 2 walks in 5 innings and surrendered 2 'round-trippers'.  Pete Fairbanks relieved and was untouched by New Orleans as he recorded the save, his 2nd of the series. Kodai Senga ended up with the loss.  He was knocked around by Oceanus, allowing 10 hits and 5 walks in 5 innings.

Game 4:Although as usual Oceanus jumped to an early 1-0 lead in the top of the 1st, it was all New Orleans after that as the Ellis at least briefly showed what they are capable of.  Gary Sanchez rocketed 2 homeruns and had 3 RBI as the New Orleans Ellis bested the Oceanus Assholes 10 to 5 at Doc Ellis Field.  New Orleans had 5 homers in total. Sanchez helped send the fans home happy.  He smacked a single plating a run in
the 1st inning, smashed a solo-shot out of the park in the 4th inning and blasted a solo shot in the 6th inning.  New Orleans dominated offensively as they scored in 6 different innings. The win went to Mitch Keller who allowed 4 runs in 5 innings. Tanner Bibee ended up with the loss.  He was touched for 3 homeruns in his 5 innings of work.

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Please remember to turn in your second half schedule surveys. They are due Sunday. Only Sam has done it so far...Remember, every team gets a day off after game 20, 28, and 40. This helps with starters' rest, tired relievers, and injuries.

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(12/8)
  Randy Eats A Greenie, or… The New Spooneybarger 


After the series concluded with a Koop Island Blues sweep, Randy acknowledged to Eric that he had picked the Blues to come in last. “Serves me right,” he said, or something to that effect. “Well, I picked you last as well,” replied Eric, grinning. “Yeah. You and everyone else.” 


A quick review of the scores:


Game 1: 4-2
Game 2: 9-3

Game 3: 3-0

Game 4: 5-3


In the cavernous Wax Dome, FW missed three BP HRs, while the Blues missed five but socked one, a lead-off blast from Nimmo in Game 3 off Woodruff. Nimmo also hit another dinger to start game 2, and singled to start Game 1, and doubled to start Game 2. For the series Nimmo went 8 for 15 with 5 runs, 3 RBIs and a couple of walks. Scott recorded two saves, Gilbert ran his record to 3-0 over four starts, and Skubal, plus 5 relievers, hurled a 6-hit shut-out.


There were two rare plays of the truly rare variety. The first occurred when Wax’s Gelof smoked a high liner into the gap in the left. As Soto loped to cut it off Nimmo raced across from center field and smashed into Soto (now actual teammates for the Mets), whereupon the ball continued to roll past the crumpled players to the fence as Gelof sprinted around the bases for an easy inside-the-park HR. Advantage: Randy. The second rare play occurred in the 4th inning of Game 2. With the Wax down 6-0 early, they load the bases against Wacha with one out. Belt then scorches a liner to first base that Yandy Diaz can’t quite reach, but before the ball can get to the outfield it hits Turner in the thigh. Ouch. Turner’s called out, Belt is awarded first base on a single, while the runners on 2nd and 3rd are obliged to hold. Now with 2 outs, Wacha gets Gelof to whiff and escapes the inning unscathed. Bummer: Randy.


Later in Game 2, Randy briefly left the table to give one of his cats a few Greenies™ to quell the complaining kitty’s tum-tum. He must have kept some in his hands for the next bribe, but a few distracted moments later they must have started to feel like the M&Ms he’d been enjoying, and popped one into his mouth. Instantly realizing what he’d done, he stifled a laugh, covered his gagging mouth, ran to the kitchen sink, and spat out the quickly dissolving, masticated treat. 


“I can’t believe I just did that,” he said.

“Well, did it taste good?,” asked Eric, recalling with relish his dog-food eating days as a kid. 

“Um, not really.”

“That’s too bad.”


And now, henceforth, “I Ate A Greenie” will become Eric’s new trope for “I just got my ass swept.”


(12/7) The Alpacas had the highest winning percentage on Saturday winning 3 of 4 against Bay City to move into a tie for second place, while first place Constantinople went 5-3 on the day to open up a 2-game lead.

Game 1:  Neverwinter over Bay City 9 - 5

Neverwinter hit four homers off Bay City starter Corbin Burnes: Acuna, Bregman, Yastrzemski, India, all solo shots.  Game started inauspiciously with Neverwinter missing a ball-park single chance, rolling a 20.

At Fenway Park the Neverwinter Alpacas easily handled the Bay City Rollers by the score of 9 to 5. The game was won by Neverwinter when they scored a run in the top of the 8th inning. After an out was recorded, Josh Bell doubled. Bo Bichette was the next batter, but he struck out. Chas McCormick then stroked a single. Cedric Mullins followed and he reached on an error scoring the run. Bay City was out-hit by Neverwinter, 13 hits to 9. The victory went to Dauri Moreta who went 1 inning, allowing no runs. Tom Cosgrove was the losing pitcher in relief. He pitched 2/3 of an inning and surrendered 1 hit and no walks.

Game 2:  Neverwinter over Bay City 4 - 1

Light hitting Jonathan India hit his second homerun in two games.  In a losing effort, Bobby Witt Jr. rapped two triples, but failed to score either time.  Strong game by Neverwinter ace Kyle Bradish, fanning nine over six innings.

At Fenway Park the Neverwinter Alpacas outscored the Bay City Rollers 4 to 1. Neverwinter promptly took the lead in their half of the first scoring a single run. Neverwinter rapped out 8 hits for the night. Kyle Bradish went 6 innings allowing no runs for the victory. Gerrit Cole was given the loss. He surrendered 8 hits and 5 walks in 7 and 2/3 innings.

Game 3:  Bay City over Neverwinter 6 - 5

In a seesaw game, Bay City holds off Neverwinter in game three.  Neither starter had their A game and didn't factor into the decision.  Bay City's bullpen was the difference keeping Neverwinter off the scoreboard,  Ginkel struck out three Alpacas over his two innings of strong relief work.

Corbin Carroll hit 2 doubles and had 2 RBI and Kevin Ginkel performed beautifully in relief as the Bay City Rollers beat the Neverwinter Alpacas by a score of 6 to 5. Neverwinter was unable to climb back into it after Bay City went ahead for good in the 7th inning when they came up with 2 runs on 3 hits. Ginkel pitched a perfect ninth and was credited with his 1st save. Tom Cosgrove picked up the victory, allowing no runs in 1 inning. Dauri Moreta was tagged with the loss in relief. He pitched 2/3 of an inning giving up 2 hits and 1 walk.

Game 4:  Neverwinter over Bay City 3 - 2 in 10 innings

In a battle of the lefties, a low scoring game at Fenway.  Neither starter factored in the decision.  Neverwinter jumped out to a 2 - 0 lead in the 4th as backup catcher Luis Campusano drove in two with a long single.  Bay City responded in the 6th, Ozzie Albies singled, moved over on a fielder's choice and driven in by Nick Castellanos before Ke'Bryan Hayes hit a solo bomb, tiring Alpaca starter Jordan Montgomery tying up the game.  Acuna gets the game winning RBI in the 10 while Alpaca closer Freddie Bautista earns the save.  A web gem via Johan Rojas and Johan Heim with a rare blocking the plate, Acuna trying to score from 2nd 1-18 chance.

Luis Campusano had 2 base hits and 2 RBI as the Neverwinter Alpacas defeated the Bay City Rollers in 10 innings by the score of 3 to 2 at Fenway Park. Both teams had scored 2 runs after nine full innings. Neverwinter won it in the 10th inning. Jonathan India laid down a sacrifice bunt. Ronald Acuna followed next and he laced a base-knock scoring the run. Bay City was out-hit by Neverwinter, 8 hits to 5. Emilio Pagan got credit for the victory, pitching 3 innings and allowing no runs. Pagan got help from Felix Bautista who earned the save. Jojo Romero ended up with the loss in relief. It was a tough loss for him as he did not allow an earned run in his 1 and 1/3 innings of work.


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(12/4) After a lackluster effort in the first game, the hometown Blues came alive in games 2 and 3, exploding for 13 runs to take a 2-1 series lead.  But the resilient Oceanus Assholes, finally whole after a rash of injuries (some of which were rashes), broke ahead in a tie game in the 3rd inning and maintained a lead the rest of the way in spite of a bottom of the 9th rally by Koop Island.

Here are the slightly edited computer generated game summaries:

Game 1 Logan Webb and Michael Wacha dueled it out with Webb and the Oceanus Assholes coming out on top of the Koop Island Blues by the score of 3 to 0. Koop Island never recovered after Oceanus took the lead in the top of the 2nd inning plating one baserunner on 2 base hits.  Ketel Marte smashed a solo-shot out of the park.  That early run support was enough for Webb and Oceanus.  Both teams totaled 6 hits on the afternoon.  Webb got help from Josh Hader who earned the save against his former team.

Game 2 In a tight game it was the Koop Island Blues 5, the Oceanus Assholes 3 at Three Line Park (?).Colin Poche was the winning pitcher in relief.  He went 1 and 1/3 innings surrendering 2 hits and 1 walk.  Poche got help from Tanner Scott who pitched a perfect ninth and was credited with the save. Pablo Lopez was the loser.  He gave up 4 hits and 3 walks in 6 innings.

Game 3 Left fielder Juan Soto jacked one out of the ballyard and had 3 RBI as the Koop Island Blues beat the Oceanus Assholes by the score of 8 to 2. It was a good day for Koop Island thanks to Soto.  He doubled in the 3rd inning, ripped a base-knock in the 4th inning and rifled a three-run blast in the 6th inning.  For the game Koop Island out-hit Oceanus 11 to 5. The win was credited to Logan Gilbert who went 7 and 2/3 innings allowing 2 runs. Aaron Nola suffered the loss.  He allowed a few too many baserunners giving up 9 hits and 5 walks in 6 innings.

Game 4 Shortstop Jeremy Pena hit a homerun and had 2 RBI as the Oceanus Assholes outscored the Koop Island Blues 6 to 4. Tanner Bibee pitched a solid game.  He went 6 innings surrendering 5 hits and 1 walk.  Koop Island tried unsuccessfully to come back in the 9th.Pete Fairbanks earned the save.  Framber Valdez was the loser.  He was touched for 10 hits and 2 walks in 7 innings.

(12/2) North Dakota continued its shocking start to the season, knocking off yet another much more highly touted pre-season favorite.  This time it was Oceanus falling victim to the underdog Bioluminescant Sea Slugs at their humongous Parking Lot of a ballpark.

In game 1, the Assholes held a slim 2-1 lead heading into the 7th inning, as Logan Webb was baffling the Sea Slug hitters. But with 2 outs, he tired and Hader came in to face William Contreras, who hit a pinch-hit 2-run rbi single to give ND the lead.  The roof caved in as ND proceeded to score six in the inning, capped by a Mookie Betts 2-run homer.Gregory Soto(1-0) was called upon to do the job and he was the winning
pitcher. He surrendered 1 hit and 1 walk in 1 and 1/3 innings. North Dakota had a total of 9 hits for the game. Soto got help from Craig Kimbrel who earned his 1st save (the 5th ND pitcher with a save)

Computer generated for game 2: One run was the difference at Rehoboth Parking Lot as the Oceanus Assholes defeated the North Dakota Bioluminscent Sea Slugs 4 to 3. Oceanus had the winning rally in the bottom of the 8th inning scoring 3 runs using 3 hits.  Ketel Marte led off the inning for Oceanus when he drew a walk.  Jose Altuve got his chance to keep things going, but he went down on strikes.  Brandon Marsh then delivered a one-base hit.  After another out, Daulton Varsho came up and he doubled knocking home two runners.  Nathaniel Lowe stepped into the box and drew a walk.  Mark Canha added his contribution to the rally and stroked a single scoring the final run of the inning. Oceanus finished with 7 hits in the victory. The winning pitcher was Camilo Doval who allowed no runs in 2/3 of an inning. Pete Fairbanks earned the save, his 1st.  Jose Alvarado(0-1) was the loser in relief.  

The last two games both went into extra innings and both were won by ND.  Jed even hit homers by rolling a '1' and a '3' back to back to take a 2-0 lead.  ND tied it in the 7th on rbis by Lindor and Goldschmidt to break up Aaron Nola's shutout.  Top of the 10th, the Sea Slug's Jack Suwinski leads off with a 2-run homer. Andres Munoz pitches a 1-2-3 bottom of the 10th for his 2nd save.

Game 4, and Jed is hoping for the satisfying split. The lead went back and forth several times and both managers overused the word "overuse" to try and pull out the victory. They combined to use 11 pitchers.  ND tied it in the 9th, 4-4 off the overused Pete Fairbanks with Jorge Soler's rbi double.  The winning run was scored in the top of the 10th on Mookie's rbi single, and the overused Paul Seawald picked up his first save (to become the 6th ND pitcher with a save).

ND was outhit in the series .248 to .206, but had a team ERA of 2.92. Star of the series was Mookie Betts (7 for 17 (.412), with 2 HR and 5 rbis).  One of his homers was a BP HR "1".

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(11/25) The Bioluminescent Sea Slugs of North Dakota took over 2nd place from the Alpacas of Neverwinter, winning 3 of 4 as they continue to surprise the league in this nascent season.

It sure didnt look promising for the Luminsecents in game 1 as the Alpacas blasted out North Dakota 9-0.  Bradish pitched 6 shutout innings of 3-hit ball, and Freddie Freeman went 4 for 4 with a homer and 2 rbi.  The game was only 3-0 in the 6th inning, but all hell broke loose against ND reliever Brooks Raley who took one for the team, pitching the final 3 1/3 innings tired. The Alpacas finished with 15 hits. Where's Rhys Hoskins when you need him?

The Alpacas jumped out in front 3-0 again in game 2, helped by a Bregman 2-run homer off the Bailey Ober Experiment.  But Francisco Lindor hit his own 2-run shot off Kutter Crawford for ND's first runs of the series in the 4rd inning.  Jack Suwinski smacked a ballpark (1-7) 2-run homer in the 5th to give ND its first lead of the series, and the unfortunately named Outman smacked his own 2-run homer in the 6th to make it 6-3 North Dakota.  The wheels fell off for the Neverwinter bullpen in the 7th as ND scored 6 runs off Nardi and Topa and won the game 12-6 to even the series. The Bailey Ober Experiment is now 2-0 with a 2.25 ERA.

Despite losing Lindor for the final two games, ND jumped all over E-Rod to begin game 3, taking a 5-0 lead after two innings - Mookie's 3-run homer the key blow.  NV's Acuna and Freeman homered off George Kirby to make it a 5-3 game, but Soler and Bohm hit solo shots for the Sea Slugs to make it 7-3.  A late run for NV makes it 7-4, but ND's Jose Alvarado closes it out for his 3rd save.

The Alpacas came out strong in the finale, staking Jordan Montgomery to a 4-0 lead from homers by McCormick and Realmuto off Zach Eflin.  Montgomery leaves with a 4-1 lead after 7 innings, yielding just 5 hits.  Kyle Tucker's 2-run clutch single in the 8th makes it 4-3 and Mookie's rbi hit scoring mutant Evan Carter (who led off with a double) in the 9th ties it 4-4.  Top of the 12th, Kirilloff leads off with a single to score the ghost runner off Kimbrel to give Neverwinter the 5-4 lead.  But in the bottom of the 12th, Isaac Paredes smacks a 2-run walk-off homer off Dauri Moreta to send the 573 capacity crowd of Gackle Park home happy.  The teams combined to use 11 pitchers and North Dakota used it's entire 26 man roster in this game.

Star of the series was Jorge Soler, going 4 for 7 with a homer and 3 rbis.  North Dakota injured 3 Alpacas during the series while Neverwinter injured just one Sea Slug.

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(11/24) 
In a close, low-scoring series at the cavernous Rehoboth Parking Lot, the defending champs defeated Oceanus three games to one. Edited computer summaries follow.

Game 1

Corbin Burnes returned to Oceanus but did not receive a hero’s welcome, as in what could be considered a drubbing in the Parking Lot, he lost 3-0. Asshole Logan Webb pitched a solid game. He allowed just 3 hits and 2 walks in 6 and 2/3 and chalked up 7 strikeouts. Neither team managed to score after the 3rd inning. Webb got help from Camilo Doval, who was credited with the save. Burnes pitched 6 innings, allowing 5 hits and 3 walks.

Game 2

The Bay City Rollers nipped the Oceanus Assholes in 11 innings 2 to 1 in a hard-fought contest. The score was knotted at 1 after nine innings, with Gerrit Cole walking 5 and striking out 6 in 8 innings, while P. Lopez walked only 1 and struck out 10 in 7 innings for Oceanus. Bay City’s Ke’Bryan Hayes tripled in the go-ahead run. Both teams ended up with 3 hits on the afternoon. Kevin Ginkel was the winner, allowing no runs in 2 innings. Tom Cosgrove was credited with the save. Josh Hader took the loss in relief. He was a hard-luck loser, pitching 1 inning and not allowing an earned run. 

Game 3

In a thriller, the Bay City Rollers staged a dramatic comeback then held on to win over the Oceanus Assholes by a score of 6 to 3. In its only win not started by a Cy Young Award winner, Bay City came through with the game-winning runs in the top of the 9th inning, when they came up with 4 runs on 3 hits. The highlight belonged to pinch-hitter Johan Rojas, who deflated the crowd as he doubled, plating all three baserunners. Oceanus was retired without difficulty in the bottom of the 9th. The winning pitcher was Tom Cosgrove, who allowed no runs in 1 and 1/3 innings. The losing pitcher was Camilo Doval. 

Game 4

Blake Snell came through with a solid 8 innings at Rehoboth Parking Lot as Bay City beat Oceanus 2-1. Snell was stingy on the mound, allowing just 2 hits and 3 walks in 8 innings.  Oceanus could do no damage in the bottom of the 9th against Abner Uribe in his SOMBILLA debut, who gained credit for his 1st save. Eury Perez was charged with the loss. He pitched 6 innings giving up 3 hits and 2 walks.

Bay City hit only 1 homer in the series (T. Hernandez) but did hit 3 triples and 5 doubles to hit a whopping .156 as a team (besting OC’s .136 team average, although the Assholes hit 3 homers—with Royce Lewis and JRod going back-to-back against Burnes in Game 1). Bay City’s ERA for the series was 1.70, with no BC relievers allowing an earned run. Rojas (1 for 3 with 3 RBIs) was the offensive star. Bobby “Wait till Next Year” Witt Jr. was 1 for 18 with 7 strikeouts.

(11/23) First place Constantinople beat struggling pre-season favorite New Orleans 3 games to 1 earlier today.  (Twits Notes from Tom and the computer, edited by Arnie and Robin).
 

CN came home for their opener after their scheduled home opener was washed out in Hurricane Eugene (yes my Dad’s name was Eugene) forcing a stadium rebuild and a couple of weeks on the road.

This would have been a different series in New Orleans (1-19 for everything) as 14 Ballpark Homer chances were split evenly but CN had the only successful one…  (Judge had 2 Ballpark homer outs in Game 1). 

Game 1 Castillo versus Alcantara: 

In a thrilling finish the Constantinople Manatees won in dramatic fashion coming back to beat the New Orleans Ellis by the count of 7 to 6.  CN took the early lead with a leadoff Harper double and a clean Ohtani homer to go up 2-0.  After Judge doubled in the 4th to set up Olson with a men on 2nd and 3rd and one out, CN flinched and walked Olson intentionally.  Bad move as Semien stepped into the next pitch to score a run and then Crawford doubled and was thrown out at 3rd base and the Riley K had NO up 4-2. 

But in the bottom of the 4th Ohtani led off with a double and then Seager hit a clean home run to tie the game at 4.   NO scratched out 1 in the 5th on 4 singles and then Fraley homered in the 6th to put NO up 6-4. Friedl rolls a 1 on a Ballpark homer chance—the only successful ballpark homer chance of the series—to bring CN to 6-5 after 6. 


Armstrong came in for New Orleans to close out the game but walked the pinch hitting Trout then a Catcher X followed by a K had CN down to its last out as Harper came up in the clutch and doubled to tie the game.  Armstrong then intentionally walked Ohtani then walked the bases loaded as Devers took the free pass. Holmes came on for the tired Armstrong and walked Seager, scoring the game winning run. An unlikely end to a tight high scoring game in the spacious rebuilt CN ballpark.


Tom was in great spirits in his post-game interview.  Yet, when asked about his feelings after the thrilling comeback victory, he volunteered, 'I'll tell you this much - I know how my counterpart, Harold, feels right now - and it's not very good.  It's terrible when you come up on the short end of one of these!'

 
Game 2:  Sale versus Ohtani:
In a good matchup it was the Constantinople Manatees 6, the New Orleans Ellis 4 at Building 19 Park.
New Orleans came out with a vengeance as 2 walks off the Ohtani 4 column lead to a 3 run shot by Semien to put them up 3-0 after 1.Not to be out done Seager hit a 2 run shot off Sale’s card to bring CN back to 3-2 as Tatis was thrown out at home when Bader doubled with no outs.

CN’s Tatis homered to lead off the 6th off Wantz and the game was 4-3. Tatis doubled to lead off the 8th and that bought in Hoffman. He then walked Raleigh and got Harper for the 2nd out.  Devers came through in the clutch, hitting a 3 run homer. Devin Williams held New Orleans scoreless in the 9th for the 6-4 win.


Trout was injured in the 6th and will be out for 6 games. A tough year so far for him as he stayed home to help with the Hurricane relief efforts not making the trip to Koop Island and now the injury…

 
Game 3:  Keller versus Garrett:
Mitch Keller delivered 6 solid innings of one hit ball and Taylor Ward had 2 base hits as the New Orleans Ellis defeated the Constantinople Manatees by the score of 5 to 2 at Building 19 Park.

CN gave up single runs in the 3 and 4th innings for the early 2-1 NO lead. Neris started the 6th and struck out 2 of the first 3 hitters he saw but then gave up a single and then a 3 run homer to NO’s Jansen and was unable to finish the inning, giving way to Phillips.


NO rode Armstrong into the ninth after he struck out the side in the 8th.  He walked Harper but got Ohtani and Jung only to give up a double to Seager.  He intentionally walked the mutant Schneider and then Rengifo struck out in Schneider’s column to end the game 5-2.

 
Game 4:  Gray versus Civale:
Aaron Civale took a no-hitter into the 6th inning as the Constantinople Manatees defeated the New Orleans Ellis 4 to 1.
 
An Olson double broke up the no-no.  Olson would homer in the 8th off Williams for the only NO run. CN scored 3 runs as Ohtani hit a solo shot in the 3rd and after 2 walks in the 5th Devers hit a 2-run double (1-3 chance and then took 3rd on a 1-4 chance that CN baited Harold into throwing in a bid to just get the 3rd run in) and Seager hit a ballpark single to bring the score at the time to 4-0.
Bottom of the 8th had Duran walking and then stealing 2 bases only to be thrown out at home (probably gassed) when Nootbar hit a ground ball B with the infield in.   Brasier came out for 9th and was perfect for a save.



(11/18)
Neverwinter stormed into the Rehoboth Parking Lot and dominated the Oceanus Assholes for two games.  Oceanus managed to turn the tables in a seesaw game 3 and also eke out a tight victory in game 4 to secure the unsatisfying/satisfying split.  Neverwinter won the statistical battle by batting .309 with 8 homers despite the capacious dimensions.  And the Alpacas pitching staff compiled a 3.71 ERA.  In contrast, the Assholes hit .236 with 3 homers and registered a 5.25 ERA.  Matt McClain hit 3 HR for Neverwinter and Ronald Acuna hit .556.  The mutant Royce Lewis went 6 for 10 for Oceanus.  Yet another Oceanus catcher caught the injury bug - Mitch Garver out for 8 games while legging out a double.

Here are the slightly-edited computer-generated individual game stories for those who can't get enough TWITS notes.  Of course these don't provide much nuance, for example how my split picking really improved in games 3 and 4....

Game 1

Alex Bregman went yard and had 2 RBI as the Neverwinter Alpacas defeated the
Oceanus Assholes by the score of 10 to 2 at Rehoboth Parking Lot.

Eduardo Rodriguez pitched a solid game.  He surrendered 4 hits and 3 walks in 6 innings.  Offensively, Neverwinter was a juggernaut.  They scored in 6 separate innings.  

Logan Webb ended up with the loss.  He surrendered 4 homeruns in his 7 innings.

Game 2

Jordan Montgomery went 8 strong innings and Ronald Acuna went deep at Rehoboth Parking Lot where the Neverwinter Alpacas beat the Oceanus Assholes by the score of 5 to 2.

Montgomery was solid in the win.  He surrendered only 5 hits and no walks in 8 innings.  Felix Bautista pitched a perfect ninth to earn the save.

Pablo Lopez took the loss.  He gave up 5 runs and 9 hits in 6 innings.

Game 3

Julio Rodriguez slammed a homerun and had 3 RBI at Rehoboth Parking Lot where the Oceanus Assholes beat the Neverwinter Alpacas by the score of 8 to 5.

Oceanus scored 4 runs in the decisive 7th inning when they had 4 base hits.  The key at-bat was by Rodriguez who came through for the home fans when he belted a three-run homer.  A wild and woolly affair, this game saw the lead change 5 times.  

Tyler Holton was the winner allowing no runs in 2 innings. Pete Fairbanks earned the save.  Max Fried took the loss.  He got hammered, allowing 12 hits and 3 walks in 6 and 1/3 innings.

Game 4

In a good matchup it was the Oceanus Assholes 5, the Neverwinter Alpacas 2 at
Rehoboth Parking Lot.

Oceanus tallied 2 runs in the 6th inning.  The highlight belonged to Royce Lewis who brought the crowd to their feet when he popped a two-run clout over the fence.  Oceanus managed 7 hits in their victory.  

The victory was credited to Tanner Bibee who went 6 innings, allowing 2 runs in his debut SOMBILLA performance. Waiver draft pickup Yimi Garcia earned his 1st save.  Merrill Kelly absorbed the loss.  Despite losing, he struckout 9 Oceanus batters in 6 innings.

(11/17)

Unofficial TWITS Notes…..

This month is “Manatee Awareness Month”  -- https://bishopscience.org/manatee_awareness/#:~:text=November%20is%20designated%20by%20Florida,winter%20protected%20from%20the%20cold.

So go out and buy your season tickets now!

Future Wax and Freddy Peralta came out and shut down the Manatees for a 4-0 win.  Manatees missed 3 BPHR chances and 1 BPS chance.  Wax missed 1 BPHR chance and made 1 BPS chance.  Belt was the star of the game hitting a solo shot and singling and then scoring on the Kelenic 2 run triple.

Ohtani got his first start of the year pitching and got a 4-2 win  pitching 5 innings and allowing 2 hits (home run and double) for 1 run.  Ohtani hit a homer in the first and doubled and scored in the third on the Devers homer (he doubled in the first and had 3 rbis) to lead the CN over Wax.

Bobby Miller and Strider faced each other in game 3 and both allowed 5 runs over the first 5 innings.   But Strider blinked in the 6th and gave up 2 more runs and CN added 1 more to win 8-5 as Neris pitched the last 2 and 1/3 for his first save of the season.

Kershaw came out to pitch the 4th game and pull out the split and in the first he gave up a 2 run homer to the mutant with two last names Davis Schneider, but that is all Wax would give up in game 3 and they were able to get 1 run in 3 different innings getting 2 runs by hitting to the 4 in LF by a player who probably should not be out there (Rengifo) playing against the lefty.

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(11/16)  After a summer and fall filled with lavish championship parties, Bay City threw one final bash before its home opening series. Following a Chippendale's performance, humongous championship rings were handed out to the players and coaches from last season.

The hangover proved to be too much in game 1, as North Dakota's Bailey Ober Experiment passed its first test. The eyebrow-raising starter pitched 6 2/3 innings of 1-hit ball for the newly named Bioluminescent Sea Slugs as he and Corbin Burnes matched goose eggs through 7 innings. In the 8th, with 2 on and 2 out, Bay City closer Kevin Ginkel came in to face Isaac Paredes, who promtly hit a 3-run homer. Jose Alvarado pitched the 9th to become the fourth North Dakota reliever with a save in five games, as the
Bioluminescent Sea Slugs win 3-1.

Bay City's Gerrit Cole is backed by 2-run homers from Ozzie Albies and Josh Naylor to even the series in game two, winning 5-0.

In game 3, Bay CIty's other Cy Young pitcher, Blake Snell, won, going 7 1/3 and leaving with a 4-1 lead.  BC scored 3 runs on 5 hits in the 3rd inning - rbis from Carroll, Greene, and T. Hernandez, and JC Romero picked up the save.

It's Luzardo vs. Lorenzen in game 4, a confusing matchup. ND teed off on Luzardo, with homers from Cooper, Grichuk, and a 2-run shot by Bohm and took an early 5-1 lead.  A Jonah Heim pinch hit rbi double in the 8th made it 5-2 where it stayed until the bottom of the 9th. Kimbrel  attempted to become North Dakota's 5th reliever with a save but he tired after giving up an rbi single to Bobby Witt. Minor mutant Johan Rojas hit a pinch-hit rbi single off Alvarado to make it 5-4 with two on and two out.  But Alvardo struck out Naylor to end the exciting game and gain the split.

BC can only apparently win when it has a Cy Young starter. One oddity for the series - Ballpark singles are 1-19 in BC's park, and they missed 3 ballpark singles in the series!  ND missed one and also rolled a 20 on a SB attempt. Robin may want to rethink using her 20-sided die at home.

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No report on the CN-FW series. While league tradition requires the team that wins a series to do the Twits Notes, there is no policy preventing either manager from reporting series results.

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Due to a misunderstanding, Sam's official ballpark is 1-15 homers for righty batters and 1-10 for lefty batters. This is what Eric and Sam played in in Sam's home opener and has been corrected in the Twits notes containing all the ballparks.

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(11/12)The boys from the north headed to the bayou, got some good Cajun food, then took three of four at Ellis Park. Mostly computer notes, except game two and some commentary.

Game 1:  Neverwinter 11  New Orleans 2

Alex Bregman collected 2 extra-base hits and had 4 RBI and Jordan Montgomery retired 12 batters on strikeouts at Doc Ellis Field as the Neverwinter Alpacas beat the New Orleans Ellis 11 to 2. Bregman led the offense for Neverwinter. He tripled plating two runs in the 1st inning, doubled bringing home two baserunners in the 2nd inning and lined a base-hit in the 4th inning. Neverwinter had 15 hits for the night while New Orleans had 7. Montgomery (1-0) allowed 1 run in 6 and 1/3 innings, and picked up the victory. Kodai Senga (0-1) was hit with the loss. He got hammered, allowing 15 hits and 5 walks in 9 innings. Harold was impressed with Montgomery and his 12 strikeouts. 'It's tough to generate runs if you can't make contact with the ball.'

Game 2:  Neverwinter 4  New Orleans 3

For some reason no compuyer notes were generated for this game.
Bradish pitched six strong innings, allowing one run, striking out 7.  Pagan allowed a two-run bomb to Judge, after walking Semien, but didn't allow another runner and Bautista pitched a perfect 9th for the save.  Acuna led off the game with a homer and a costly error by Ellis catcher Sanchez allowed Bregman to reach and allowing Kirilloff to drive him in.  Riley drove in Olson cutting the Alpaca lead in half in the bottom of the 3rd, but Realmuto hits a solo shot in the top of the 5th to restore the two-run lead for Neverwinter.  The aforementioned Judge then belts a two-run bomb in the bottom of the 7th to tie the score.  Top of the ninth, Acuna gets on, steals 2nd and Bregman drives him in with the winning run.

Game 3:  New Orleans 6  Neverwinter 2

The New Orleans Ellis readily handled Neverwinter Alpacas by a score of 6 to 2 at Doc Ellis Field. New Orleans scored 4 runs in the decisive bottom of the 6th inning when they had 4 base hits. The critical plate appearance was by Matt Wallner who made the home-town crowd a happy bunch when he tripled plating all three baserunners. New Orleans had a total of 8 hits for the game. The victory went to Sonny Gray who went 6 innings, allowing 1 run. Gray got relief help from Jeff Hoffman who gained credit the save. Merrill Kelly ended up with the loss. He surrendered 4 hits and 2 walks in 5 and 1/3 innings.
The game was scoreless until the top of the 5th inning.  McClain singles, steals 2nd and Realmuto drives him in.  New Orleans answered in the bottom of the 6th tiring Kelly after the three-run triple from Wallner.  A solo shot from Ellis mutant Velazquez added insurance, Hoffman gets the save, pitching 1 1/3 with three strikeouts.

Game 4:  Neverwinter 8  New Orleans 6

Gunnar Henderson had 3 base hits at Doc Ellis Field where the Neverwinter Alpacas beat the New Orleans Ellis in 10 innings 8 to 6. The game was deadlocked at 6 after nine full innings. Neverwinter came out on top in the 10th inning. After an out was recorded, Jake Burger got things going when he was walked intentionally. Luis Campusano was next and he ripped a base-knock to load the bases. Jake Meyers then hit a sacrifice fly which scored a run. Shawn Armstrong then fired a sharp breaking ball that appeared to cross-up the catcher. In any event, it got by him and was ruled a passed ball scoring the final run of the inning. Neverwinter had 12 hits for the afternoon while New Orleans had 7. The victory went to Emilio Pagan(1-0) who went 2 innings, allowing no runs. Felix Bautista preserved the game for Pagan, recording the save. Hoby Milner was the loser in relief.

Alpaca third baseman was the series MVP.  He went nine for seventeen, including a double and triple while driving in five runs.

Oddly there were only two ball park homers in the series.

(11/10) CN Local News Reports:

After a tough week (funeral and family last weekend, Tuesday election day enough said, and then my mother in law’s memorial service was on Zoom Saturday which I avoided because Sam was here), CN gathered supplies and welcomed the Koopers and Wintery Knights.

We constructed NeverWinter Ballpark by turning up the AC and shortening the fences for the first series.  There was individual fresh guacamole (a big hit with Diana and less of one for others) and onion dip and a bunch of chip choices. And most importantly a Vegan Supreme pizza and Uno flatbread for the intermission.  The six pack of craft beer had too many flavored choices for Eric and it affected his play.

The first game pre-beer was perfect for the Koopers and they were able to win 3-1 just as they drew it up in the lab.

But Neverwinter was not to be denied after that and scored every time the Koopers scored and they won 3 straight games – 5-4, 15-14, and 5-4, all coming down to the wire but Bautista and Helsley recorded 3 saves between them.

Pizza was consumed and beer started….

The fact that CN is reporting this Twits Notes does tell you the outcome as CN was merciless visiting Koop Island (or else) Eric felt sorry for the sad Manatees.

Game 1:  Skubal the scary started for the Koopers and gave up 4 over 4 innings as Flores and Tatis capitalized on back to back Nick Senzel 2 base errors in the 2nd.  The third had Will Smith hit a double and then Friedl (a lefty that Skubal scoffed at for being the leadoff hitter) hit a triple to score the second run and scored himself when Senzel allowed a hit just outside his range with two outs, allowing Tatis to bat and hit a triple to get CN an early 4 runs.  The Koopers went to their pen and came back with 3 runs including a pinch hit Lowe home run.  However, Jung answered with a 2 run homer and CN held on to win 6-3 as Ragans came in to save the game for his first save.

 
Game 2:  This game was the nail biter of the series.  Koopers went up 1-0 early on a Bellinger hit, but Ohtani hit a solo shot to tie it.  Koopers answered with 2 runs when Bobby Miller could not field his position in the bottom of the 4th, but the Manatees came back with 2 in the next half inning on a 2 run ballpark shot by Raleigh to tie it.  It stayed that way until the 10th, when the Manatees afraid of what a long extra inning game would do to their ball pen, decided to just put some distance between the two teams. Seager led off with a double scoring the ghostly Harper and Jung followed with a single to go up 1 to have runners on 1st and 3rd with no outs.  The infield came in, and on a GB A to the 2B, the runner held and Jung trotted into second base.  Will Smit hit a long single and Brasier came out in the 10th to get a K, out and clutch out to get his first save of the season and CN beat the Koop Islanders 6-3.

Game 3:  Valdez pitched a complete game but gave up 10 runs to lose 10-3 as Ohtani, Smith, Duran and Devers homered against the big lefty.

Game 4:  Verlander vs Rasmussen – The game started off with 3 straight scoreless innings and Soto ominously missed a Ballpark chance, but the Koopers scored first on a 2-run ball park shot by Lowe in the bottom of the 4th.  But the pesky Manatees came back in the top of the 5th with 3 doubles to tie the game.  They then added one on a left field x chance to Soto and then added another one on an Arraez error and almost broke it open when Raleigh missed a ball park 3-run shot.  Then in the 9th up 4 to 2 the Manatees added one more on a Duran triple followed by a SSx to Wander (1 at SS) who thought he had a great play as Nootbar hit it sharply (1) and then realized that with the infield in it was a long single. Brasier notched his second save, CN winning 5-2.

Bottom line CN likes KIB's ballpark dimensions more than the Koopers did.

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(11/9)
It was a tale of two series within one, as New Orleans takes the first two games (Gray with a complete game one hitter in game two) and Wax the second two games (Gausman 8 innings, with 18 K’s! What’s the SOMBILLA record for K’s in a game?) The star of the series was Murphy on Wax, who in games three and four hit 5 HR’s including 3 in consecutive at bats. Combined, both team hit 19 HR’s in the series. Of note Judge went 1 for 16, striking out 11 times. He did not drop a ball though.

(11/4) The Assholes visited Future Wax and it was small ball at its best over 4 highly contested games.  Offense was at a premium.  It seemed the teams were within 1 run of each other the whole series, right until Oceanus finally erupted for a relatively whopping 4 runs late in game 4.  Two of the games went to extra innings - 6 extra innings in all. When the dust finally settled, the Assholes had earned a 3-1 series win.

Oceanus hit .180 as a team in the series, but had a 0.68 team ERA.  Seiya Suzuki did have a good hitting series for the Assholes, batting .412 with a couple of doubles.  And Eury Perez made his SOMBILLA debut by pitching 7 shutout innings, allowing only 4 hits and 2 walks.  Randy Arozarena hit .500 for Future Wax.

Here are the slightly edited computer-generated game summaries.

Game 1:Logan Webb came through with a solid 7 innings as the Oceanus Assholes topped Future Wax by a score of 2 to 1 at wherever it is Future Wax plays (the Future Dome?). The deciding run was scored by Oceanus in the top of the 9th.  Max Muncy drew a walk.  Seiya Suzuki was next and he laced a base-hit.  Ryan Jeffers then laid down a sacrifice bunt.  Nathaniel Lowe followed next and he hit a sacrifice fly scoring the run.  The Future Wax batters didn't put up a fight in the bottom of the 9th. The victory went to Camilo Doval (1-0) who went 1 inning, allowing 1 run. Josh
Hader recorded his 1st save.  Chris Martin (0-1) was the loser in relief.

Game 2:Pablo Lopez went 6 solid innings as the Oceanus Assholes defeated the Future Wax Candles in 11 innings 2 to 1. Both teams had scored 1 runs after nine full innings.  Finally, Oceanus prevailed in the 11th inning.  After two were out Jeremy Pena delivered a single scoring the run.  Both teams finished the game with 6 hits.  Ryan Pepiot (1-0) picked up the victory, allowing no runs in 1 and 2/3 innings.
Pete Fairbanks gained credit for his 1st save.  Chris Martin (0-2) was the loser in relief.  It was a tough loss for him as he did not allow an earned run in his 1 and 1/3 innings of work. 

Game 3: Kevin Gausman reeled off a total of 10 strikeouts and right fielder Will Benson had 2 base hits and 2 RBI as Future Wax defeated the Oceanus Assholes in 12 innings by a score of 4 to 3. The score was 0-0 after nine.  Finally, Future Wax prevailed in the 12th inning.  Randy Arozarena initiated the scoring spurt when he lashed a single.  Arozarena took his lead and swiped second.  Benson then ripped a one-base hit giving Future Wax the victory as 45,985 happy fans celebrated wildly.  Future Wax ended up with 13 hits for the game while Oceanus had 7. Reese Olson (1-0) picked up the victory, allowing 2 runs in 2 and 2/3 innings.  Pete Fairbanks (0-1) was tagged with the loss in relief.  He surrendered 3 runs and 3 hits in 1 inning.

Game 4: Eury Perez (1-0) with support from the Oceanus bullpen didn't give the Future Wax fans much to cheer about, winning the series finale 5-0. Oceanus took the lead for good in the top of the 3rd inning plating one baserunner utilizing 2 base hits.  That scoring would be all that was needed. Oceanus had 9 hits for the game and Future Wax had 4.  Freddy Peralta (0-1) was the loser.  He pitched 6 and 1/3 innings giving up 7 hits and 7 walks.  Future Wax walked 11 batters all told.

(11/2)North Dakota shocked the SOMBILLA with a season opening series win against the mighty New Orleans Ellis earlier today at Gackle Park.  The Nuclear Warheads stole game 1 after finding themselves down 1-0 after a Mike Harris home run off George Kirby. But Kirby settled down, yielding just two hits and striking out 10 in his 6 2/3 innings of work. A three-run 3rd inning (2-run double by Tucker and rbi single from Yelich) gave them the lead they would never relinquish. Munoz, G. Soto, and B. Abreau (save) pitched out of multiple jams and ND wins 4-1.

But the key at bat of the series was in the 3rd inning of game 2 when Aaron Judge injured himself striking out against Zach Eflin and was decalred out for the series. New Orleans still scored 3 runs (2 rbi doubles by Jansen, and 1 from Semien holds up as Armstrong, Milner and Hoffman close the door and NO hangs on 3-2 to tie the series.

Jack Suwinski (solo) and Tucker (2-run shot) homered for ND in game 3 and they carry a 4-2 lead after 4 innings.  Lorenzon, Romano, Alvarado, Abreau and Soto combine on a 6-hitter in spacious Gackle Park and ND wins another close one.  Olson missed a 1-7 homer in the 9th that would have tied it.

ND jumps out to a 2-1 lead (rbi hits from Contreras and E. Tovar) off the nervous Senga to overcome Olson's HR. The Ellis tie it in the 7th om Kim's rbi hit, but Jansen is injured (the third NO injury - Crawford went down game 1).  With two out and two on in a 2-2 game, Tucker hits an rbi single in the bottom of the 8th off Bednar to take the lead.  In the 9th, NO loads the bases on walks with one out. But Andres Munoz strikes out Riley and gets Semien to fly out to take the series.

Increadibly, New Orleans had 0 ballpark home run chances in the series. (ND was 1 for 1).

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Sunday's opening games were postponed due to Tom's father's funeral.  The league sends its condolences to Tom and his family.

Sam and Eric will play on 11/10 instead, while Tom and Robin will play in December.


                   BALLPARKS

                   L       R        Fences
New Orleans:
              S: 1-19     1-19      High
             HR: 1-19     1-19

Constantinople:
              S: 1-17     1-11      High
             HR: 1        1

Neverwinter 
              S: 1-10     1-10      High
             HR: 1-10     1-15

Bay City 
              S: 1-19     1-19      High
             HR: 1-11     1-5

Oceanus       S: 1        1         High
             HR: 1        1

Koop Island Blues
              S: 1-12     1-6       High
             HR: 1-12     1-3

North Dakota 
              S: 1-12     1-12      High
             HR: 1-7      1-7

Future Wax 
              S: 1-7      1-13      High
             HR: 1        1

Schedule